A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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The only food I would like Trump to be associated with is porridge.

OK, for any non-British person reading the above, just for the avoidance of doubt, Porridge = (A) Prison (term).

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Stone me, you just taught me not one, but two English words.

Usually when he misspells something, he or someone spots it and he reposts the truth with the word spelled correctly (instead of editing it for some reason). But he has always misspelled stolen and nobody has pointed this out to him.

He’s got to be a little worried about what she can say because he didn’t use his usual trope of “I always knew she was a stupid loser” here. Normally he doesn’t care about pissing people off who turn against him.

Don’t sweat it, I also didn’t know these words and got them from wikipedia, because I couldn’t come up with the translation of “Stollen” by myself. It’s a separate tunnel in a mine as I would describe it.

Schrodinger’s lawyer. “Maybe she was my lawyer, maybe not – who knows? I sure as hell don’t.”

I think it’s the Trump Uncertainty Principle.

And here I thought it was applied to property values.

You can use it in many situations.

Taxes, posting about judges and court personnel, various Trump-named goods and services, etc.

Nothing named Trump is good.

Nah. That stuff really sticks to the wall.

The America-hating fuckstick misspells it so often that Wikipedia is going to need a disambiguation page pretty soon.

I think that’s the FERMI exclusion principle where the stated value for tax purposes and stated value as backing for getting lower interest rate loans can’t exist in the same state (or value)

Must be a way to get fermi to some sort of trump tax lawyer acronym

Fiscal Exclusions to Reduce My Income

Fanciful Estimates Result in Major Inconsistencies

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Fictional Extrapolations for Real Money I [Keep]

Fabrications Executed Ruthlessly for Monetary Illegalities.

I used a chatbot for that, only changing the first and last words to the plural form.

At this rate, it’s Fuck Everyone Representing My Interests.

Let me see if I can follow Trump’s “logic”: Trump’s lawyers cannot commit crimes because they are his lawyers (so they get attorney-client privilege and Executive privilege and did we mention the Presidential Records Act?) and because he and he alone as President (or post-Presidency because it was stolen from him) has the right to do any damn thing he wants. But since she pleaded guilty, she by definition cannot be his lawyer even if she was before.

I’d better be careful here, if I parsed Trump’s twisted logic correctly I may end up getting a job offer from his campaign. I’m not even a lawyer! Neither are they, come on in!

Also, the DOJ has a policy that they can’t indict a sitting president, so any crimes committed by Trump would have to wait until he was out of office. And because he wasn’t convicted during his impeachment trials it’s double jeopardy to indict him now that he’s out of office.