How soon until Trump Monkey Glands go on the market, I wonder? Should be just as successful as his steaks, university, wine, airline, casinos, etc.
TRUMP brand simian semen.
Dude! I haven’t thrown up in decades. I don’t want to start now.
Trumps having a fit because he’s being treated sooo unfairly.
“Mr Trump and his allies have attempted to compare the former president’s alleged mishandling of classified documents, which has led to a litany of criminal charges, to Mr Biden’s case despite that there are substantial differences.”
Someone should remind him that Biden can’t be prosecuted while he’s still President. 
And that pretty much echoes my mother’s feelings about why Trump is being unfairly treated. “Why hasn’t Biden been charged?” I’ve explained the differences, but it doesn’t get through.
Here is a succinct explanation of the differences in 4:00. Ring of Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDNuUVdk7PM
It doesn’t get through because the person you are addressing doesn’t want it to get through. Thinking is voluntary, you can’t force someone to do it.
Right, and no matter how logical your argument is, they will always find some excuse why what Trump did with documents is fine, while what Biden and Pence did with documents isn’t. “Well, Biden wasn’t President, just a Senator, when he took his documents, and Pence was never President. But Trump was President, so it was okay for him as President, but neither Biden as a Senator nor Pence as VP.”
We need to rework an old Dorothy Parker quote: You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
Really? You gonna force me to have to go down that road now with the query about how to make a hormone?
Trump wouldn’t pay her.
This was posted by @eschereal in the NY AG thread, but felt it was even better here:
Habba, 39, currently has two active liens filed against her law firm in the state of Maine by the Department of Labor. She and her law firm, Sandelands Eyet LLP owe $1,146, according to paperwork reviewed by In Touch and filed on December 3, 2021. Another tax lien against her LLP was filed on October 24, 2022, for the amount of $1,047.
Meanwhile, Habba’s hubby, Reuben, has a staggering amount of active state tax warrants in New York from Albany county that list him individually, as well as his LLCs. Reuben, 51, owes two payments of $93,628 and $179,335 that were filed on August 22, 2016, $484,323 from November 12, 2020 and $59,295 from April 6, 2022. And several other of his LLCs were also hit with tax liens totaling more than $770,000, which he is personally liable for.
Now granted, it sure seems like this is an ongoing issue since well before Trump entered their orbit, but sure looks like a very good reason for Habba to be willing to throw away any credible career outside a Republican think tank for the sort of arguments and attacks she’s made so far on Trump’s behalf. Hers are, of course, not substantial, or at least, not compared to her husband’s.
How are these people not homeless?
In a similar vein:
And the universe’s tiniest violin begins to play…
Maybe he should sell his house in Santa Fe and move somewhere with lower property values and more MAGA-friendly politics.
And stop eating avocado toast.
There’s alot less legal jeopardy (and expense) with, you know, producing documents instead of burning them; complying with subpoenas; answering truthfully; being ethical; supporting investigations into fraud and plans to overthrow the US government. But what do I know?
Doesn’t he have some of those famous bootstraps he can tug on rather than asking for handouts?