Assuming this is meant seriously…. No.
A belief in two diametrically opposed things, depending on what benefits you most is not sincere. It is hypocrisy.
If I were charitably inclined, I’d suspect doublethink. So I won’t.
Speaking of evil slime.
It’s the Worm vs. The Turtle. Perhaps not strictly Schadenfreude, but I do like seeing the jerks circle each other and slap-fight in West Side Story fashion.
“In loving memory,” she wrote, alongside an image of a dozen small ketchup bottles.
Nice, small ketchup bottles on account of the tiny hands.
Heinz ketchup? Why that’s a commie leftist ketchup, isn’t it?
Not as commie leftist as mustard.
I met him once. Nice guy.
Oh, Scott Perry. May your misfortunes increase like a Gremlin in a swimming pool.
According to the article:
Asked about the ketchup debacle on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in October, Hutchinson shared another condiment anecdote, claiming that Trump favors the “small Heinz glass ketchup bottles” because he has a “potent fear of being poisoned,” and likes to hear the “pop” when the bottle is opened.
I have to say, I’m getting some high-quality Schadenfreude from thinking about the paranoia trump suffers every day at the level of a 1st Century A.D. Roman Emperor.
I can’t help but think of Stormy Daniels’ description of Trump’s anatomy.
Maybe he, too, makes a small “pop” sound when he… ugh, no, never mind!
Funny and also timely! Now if you wanted to start a thread war, we’d ask if Gremlins is a Christmas movie…
-runs and hides-
Oh, schadenfreude, just in case, Rudy Ghouliani just officially declared bankruptcy to dodge his judgements, I mean, because he has $10 million in assets and $500 (and increasing) million in liabilities… Awwww.
I am dumbfounded by his claim “Hitler said that, but in a much different way!” and how he can know in which way Hitler said it, as he claims he never has read Hitler.
FTR: I am sure he has never read Hitler, he has never read a book in his life, not even the one he “wrote”. But he has listened – not understood – but he heard people talking about Hitler. And he thought there was something there for him, somehow.
I for one, if I was a murderer with evil intent to poison him and had the chance to, would have no problem opening a bottle of ketchup, and be it a small one, taking a bit out, filling it up with poison, mixing it well, and closing it again in a bain-marie so that it would “pop” just like new when opened. Of course he does not know any of this and would not understand it if a child explained it to him.
The poison, of course, would have to be thermostable up to 100°C, which is not difficult to choose.
Just know, if Trump is murdered via this method, I will remember this post. I won’t do a damn thing when I do, but I will remember.
If the murderer reads this post too I will not claim royalties. But I will know that he is in violation of prior knowledge. Which may be the least of their concerns at that point.
I still have the childish hope that if he is ever poisoned the poison of choice will be Polonium 210. Which would exclude ketchup, because it gets hot.
If he did get murdered via this method, I hope no unintended consequences would catch up with you for writing it. (Please, please, hold your applause. I’ll be here all week.)
ISWYDT, but the time may have come to close this hijack.
ETA: Almost forgot the 
You’d be charged with citricide!
I’m sure @Pardel-Lux only condiment what he said.