True, I made them up again just after I read your post.
Yes. Please make them payable in jelly beans, which will be donated to a children’s charity.
I’ll send them in the next available TARDIS!
Would they be made from royalty jelly?
Yas, queen!
Speaking of which…
So, in the end, he’s just a loudmouthed coward. Run away! Run away!
Huh. I wonder if we are going to hear (in the upcoming NRA trial) about Russian money and where it went.
After they clear away all the Ruble? 
They’ll have to rifle through a lot of files.
Rimshot.
Stupid question maybe, but what does resigning get him? He still has to go to trial, right?
Just a shot in the dark, but it’s probably ego more than anything.
“You can’t fire me, I quit!” But yeah, it doesn’t do anything to his legal problems.
I do wonder if the NRA has been paying his legal bills, and if so, whether they’ll continue to do so now that he’s resigned.
The stable genius, he of the injecting-bleach and sunlight-up-the-asshole recommendations as COVID cures, now opines on the problem with maglev elevators, to wit:
“Think of it. Magnets. Now, all I know about magnets is this: give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets. That’s the end of the magnets.”
I thought the NRA’s whole point was that, if you followed their lead (heh, heh), you don’t need to run away.
It sounds like Trump thinks that magnets will short out if you pour water on them? Is that what I’m hearing?
Hollywood has taught us that if you hold a large, U-shaped magnet while on roller skates, you can steal a ride from passing cars. So I know that much.
