Magnets are like the tides: you can’t explain 'em.
An electromagnet might, but he made it sound like any magnet is going to be negated by water.
I wonder if someone told him about magnetic “poles” and now he thinks magnets can help predict vote results.
In the style of Seth Meyers…
“Magnets…we love magnets, don’t we folks? I knew a magnet once, big, strong magnet. He came up to me, tears streaming down his magnetty face, you know what he said to me? He said ‘Sir, you have done more for American magnets than anyone in history’. And it’s true, folks. You know, not many people know that but it’s true.”
…which was the end of the magnet, so sad, so very sad.”
As long as it’s not raining! 
Maybe he should built something to round up Trump supporters.
A MAGAnet.
probably scared of going full Rudy
that normally works like this:
“Morning Wayne - love your tie - thx for joining this meeting - here is one envelope with docs for you to sign … and here is another … we will now leave you alone for 5 minutes and then pick the signed one up”
Trumps not in cognitive decline, he’s always been stupid.
Trump is having trouble with his pants:
Only if the components are supplied by ACME.
It’s the old adage, “When you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, stop digging.”
But I’m nowhere near the other side of the world!
He can even sell his idiotic drivel with conviction any more. Sad!
I still believe he is not able to dress himself or tie his own shoes, the butler does it. Concerning the shoes he could not even reach that far down, and if he did, he would not manage to get up again. I am still waiting for a corageous interviewer to tell him he has the most excellent knots on his shoes he has ever seen, then get on his knees, and with tears in his eyes, untie one knot in mock admiration, asking him to show him how to do such a marvel.
Will not happen, I know, but one can have daydreams, right?
Obligatory Insane Clown Posse lyrics from Miracles
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
That actually makes more sense than Trump’s insane drivel.
Kristina Karamo, Michigan Republican state party chairperson, is a 2020 election denier, so this is valid schadenfreude:
As for not accepting the results of the election, I guess you can’t say she’s not consistent.
“Insane Trump Posse” has a nice ring to it, if he needs a name for an indpendent party. With red and blue and green taken, I think we know what the brand color will be.
A white flag with a brown smear?
Yellow, not white. I once saw a comedy skit when I was in college, about a fake fraternity. They were Pi Iota Sigma. with a brown and yellow banner.
Well, TBF they are on fire.