He is such an asshole.
Or, in this case, such a dick.
Oh, did he forget the halo?
As often as Trump has his head up his butt, he really should always be shown with a halo, a brown one.
I don’t see the problem. It’s a fine likeness of Lindsay Graham.
‘You got dick in my asshole!’
‘You got asshole on my dick!’
(Sorry. Had a couple of drinks.)
Ehhh, you’re in the right forum for it. 
To think Alabamans gave up Doug Jones for this jerk.
The origin of Reese’s Penile Butt-er Cups.
Okay, that made me laugh out loud. Well done!
< swat >
(Me, too.)
I know. I have been getting at my suckmydickdonnie email address pleas from all three of his political children pleas to sign his birthday card all week. All I have to do to validate the signature, whatever the hell that means, is also send $47.
Ring around the collar
Ring arund the collar
In the “too bizarre to be fiction” category:
Trump has identified a new enemy among all of those trying to bring him down. He’s now decided to include mutants among his foes:
Interesting, the Misfits of Science were essentially mutants. Maybe he was watching the show on VHS in Bedminster and decided to rant about them too.
I mean, Herschel Walker pretty much did the same thing, ranting about werewolves and vampires.
Given this admission,
“It’s amazing how strongly people feel about that. I talk about cutting taxes, people go like that, I talk about transgender everybody goes crazy. Five years ago you didn’t know what the hell it was”
I’ve got a pretty good guess who the mutants are in this dog-whistleklaxon.
Yeah, I’m not baffled at all by this. It’s unclear whether Trump’s cultists will immediately make the intended connection, but it’s obvious to me that in Trump’s mind this is another hostile reference to gender nonconformists. Fingers crossed it doesn’t catch on.
And misfits. The X-Men are mutants, but weren’t they also misfits?
Donald Trump versus The Mutants
He’s got weirdly stubby arms in that picture. And no neck.
Professor X: And what is Mr. Trump’s power?
Wolverine: He has a symbiot attached to his head and his hands grow to normal size when he Tweets.