I thought it was Two Corinthians?
No, that’s his favorite joke: Two Corinthians walk into a bar…
“Corithia is a country no one had ever heard about before I mentioned it, but they’re the best. I speak Corinthian.”
I think you can get a free bible at a lot of places. Maybe a hotel or a church?
Well, maybe that is no longer true since most of these religious places have decided that money is the most important thing.
“And I’m the only one person who speaks Corinthian! All these languages no one speaks but me! Big, burly, Corinthian men come up to me with tears in their eyes begging me to teach them how to speak! But they wouldn’t understand, that’s why I only talk to myself…”
Of course you don’t: God’s word, not yours.
And Trump’s, or so he claims, but he is generously willing to sell the word to you if you adore him.
“Thou shalt covet thy son-in-law’s wife.”
“And thou shalt covet thine own daughter.”
Isn’t Corinthia over by Ephesia?
“Only the best leather comes from there.”
If I were the printer, I’d be tempted to slip in the Rules of Acquisition, and see if anyone noticed.
“But why are they Second? They should be putting Correllia First, like Hans Solo told them to.”
Sure, I bet he keeps a copy on his nightstand, right next to his book of Hitler speeches.
"Thou shalt make unto NFTs and sell graven images of me.”
“Thou shalt not kill, except to shoot a person on 5th Avenue to make a point about how untouchable thou art.”
My god, was “covfefe” just about coveting all along?
Actually, I think his speech comes from Aphasia.
No doubt. It’s a long ways away from Thespia.
And light-years away from the Intelligentsia.
Is that anywhere near Magnesia? I hear the milk is good.
He also said “Make America Pray Again.” I’m not sure how he’s going to make us, but I’ll resist that one.
Not 100% on the location, but I sometimes need to partake of their milk after listening to any part of a trump speech.
Sure! You go first, donald.
Actually, on second thought, he may do a lot of praying, for all I know-- the difference being, his prayers I’m sure are only to improve his own personal riches or fame, or to bring misfortune to his enemies.
Theory-can we prove that the first Ghostbuster movie was not about the political career of Donald Trump? It happened in New York, after all.