Yeah, I saw one of them on CNN last night, “No one can explain the crime!” Uhm, no, they explained it perfectly well. I’m sure this guy knew that, but he was playing for the MAGAt audience who are too stupid to understand the crime, even after having it explained to them.
Such will be the narrative from now on. Ignore the howler monkeys and vote!
I’m picturing an episode of M* A* S* H where Hawkeye was confined to his tent for something or other. Later Hawkeye was free and Winchester was confined. Hawkeye was standing at the tent entrance jumping in and out saying “I can go in. I can go out”.
I see Biden standing on the border to Canada, “I can go in, I can go out”
It just occurred to me that, now that Trump is a Convicted Felon, he can’t vote for himself, or for anyone else!
He’s a resident of Florida. And Florida doesn’t let felons vote.
The only problem is that Trump is a slam-dunk to receive a pardon from Governor De Santis. Although it would be a nice thing for him to hold over Trump’s head.
Actually, these things are complex. Even though a Canadian official stated that Trump couldn’t travel to Canada, websites I checked aren’t so black and white on the issue. Felons often travel internationally, unless they’re drug dealers. ASnd Trump might be able to vote in Florida.
I believe he’d have to apply for special consideration to the minister for immigration. This is the procedure for felons who have good reasons for wanting to come to Canada. Usually used for musicians/other notables. They have to promise not to do any criming while in Canada.
Nice, but I think Wings’ “Band on the Run” works even better:
Well, the verdict broke out on all guilty counts
As we watched the evening news
And the first one said to the second one there
“I hope trump pays his dues!”
trump on the run
trump on the run
And Judge Merchan can get the jailer man
To make sure trump is done
No more trump on the run
trump on the run
No more trump on the run
trump on the run
Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own.
The Fletcher Memorial
Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they’re still real.
It’s the only connection they feel.
I didn’t suggest this when I was discussing party songs for the conviction, because it’s too on-point and painful for when I want to celebrate, but it’s so utterly perfect for Trump it terrifies me. Not to mention the pain of remembering that we, the species, just cannot let go of our love of such beings.
Thankfully, I still have plenty of booze to alternate between celebrating and drowning my sorrows!
We may not understand it at the time but god always has a plan. For example I am now firmly convinced that the actors, writers and producers of this short lived drek of a show were inspired by god to sacrifice their careers so that some 34 years later, it would provide the perfect theme song to take down the anti-christ.
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(no not really, still an atheist)