A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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It’s just down the road and around the corner from the dump site.

A note that the map section you showed does not actually show either Trump’s hotel or the dump site. The hotel is just off the top of the section and the dump site is just off the bottom.

So, the cars were found nowhere near Trumps residence, but Trump’s name is on a golf resort a few miles from where the cars were found. You are probably correct in that FoxNews would have a conniption if 32 cars (missing or not) turned up in a lake a few miles from Biden’s house. Just look at their reaction to the accidental death of Obama’s chef on Martha’s Vineyard.

Another one for Trump’s loss count.

With all this talk about what kind of sentence Trump will get when he’s convicted, and where or how he’ll serve it, I just want to say I don’t care … as long as:

  • His public voice is 100% shut down – no more interviews, rallies, or social media posts. His ability to undermine democracy should be permanently revoked.
  • His business empire is reduced to ashes – all debts called, all shell companies, fake charities and PACs exposed and shut down, his name removed from all properties. Even if he someday walks free, he should be penniless.

I know no court can guarantee either outcome. I just hope they follow as consequences of his convictions.

It would be headline news for three weeks.

And now, put an old laptop in one of the cars’ trunks. The MAGAtosphere might experience perpetual orgasm.

If it lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor.

I also want rights to the Trump name sold to whoever promises to sell Trump toilet paper, adult diapers, enemas, catheters, kitty litter, and so on.

No! Those are precisely the kinds of products I want to be able to trust!

Trump urinal soap. With a picture.

Trump urinal screens.

Trump kitty litter? No way; my cats have standards, and I don’t want them to start refusing to set foot in the box.

It’s orange, and when peed on the litter does not change color but rather gives out a sound of pleasure.

Nice! I havent linked to one of my drawings for some time, this is the right moment.

Three decades.

I’m sorry, but calling those morons ~sphere is giving them too much credit for intelligence. That’s why I’ve taken to calling them the magatoflatearth.

Maybe MAGAtinfestation? It’s a little awkward, but offers more visual impact.

MAGAtplague. Same idea but easier to say.

I’m still partial to MAGAtrash and MAGAfilth. Packs a bit more invective I think.

Trump is ranting that the J6 committee illegally destroyed all their records to keep him from finding out… Stuff? Anyone know the kernel of truth he’s surrounding with all this shit?