Or they just look big in those tiny little hands.
This, it’s dissing his hand size, something he is infamously insecure about. I missed that, yeah.
The meme is 100% trolling Trump on many levels. Whoever made it is a genius.
Yet another update about the mythical Trump phones. So sad…
An FTC investigation? That’s hilarious.
Chief Investigator John Barron has concluded his investigation, and his report states that the phones are a great deal, the best he’s ever seen, and any rumors of a scam are RADICAL LEFT lies, and everyone should buy a Trump Phone now while they can. And they’ll be released in two weeks.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
fuck off discourse
Something entirely trivial, but: at the White Hosue physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to show off his putting skills. He of course misses all his putts.
Where were the obsequious sycophantic toadies who are normally
there to put the balls in the hole for him ?
Too many cameras and witnesses
You mean Melania?
I don’t think she’s taken on that duty for over 20 years. How old is Barron?
20, born in March of 2006.
Actually, not enough cameras. Looks like there was only one and everyone was standing in front of it. I couldn’t even tell where the hole was until Trump’s third putt. Why not put the camera where you can see the hole? Also it didn’t look to me like either of the guys in golf clothes sank one either.
Well, of course. Their attempts were after Da Capo missed his so they dare not sink one when he couldn’t.
Have there been any estimates on what his handicap is without any cheating?
His handicap is the increasingly obvious dementia.
No, but reliable sources say that his IQ used to be 88 before decline set in.
Nope
But he’s pushing 80. Even if he didn’t cheat, it wouldn’t be in the single digits regardless, much less the 3 (or thereabouts) he claims. He’s be lucky to have one in the 30s at his age and condition. In his younger days, I’d be shocked if it was ever legitimately under 20, though.
I think Gary Player still barely has a single digit handicap or close to it somehow at age 90, but not everybody can be a generationally great golfer.
Anyone else think Trump’s lackeys usually have to do something like this?
I was going to say it’s the fifty extra pounds of body fat.
Just fifty?