A special election seat for a state representative in MI, thought to be competitive, went strongly Democratic. This means the Dems hold onto their narrow majority in the Michigan Senate, retaining the ability to block state Republicans’ attempts to pass a MI version of the SAVE act and other voter-suppressing shenanigans.
Thoughts & prayers. For the spider.
Fuck that murdering crybaby. I hope it hurts a lot, for a long time, or just kills him. The rest of humanity will be safer when that kill-for-a-thrill monster is buried and rotting.
Mother Nature providing justice.
With our luck he gets superpowers now.
Thanks for the laugh. I love good gallow’s humour.
Excellent. Thank-you for sharing.
Swing states really need to avoid this SAVE shit.
I don’t care for spiders, but I could be convinced to change my mind.
From the National Poison Control Center"
The victim may not feel or notice a brown recluse spider bite when it occurs. At first, the bite site may appear like any other insect bite - a little red, itchy, and inflamed. Over the course of a few days, severe symptoms may develop as the venom destroys the surrounding tissues, and a blister may form. The wound may get larger, more painful, and darker in color. Necrosis or tissue death is identified when the tissue develops an ulcer, becomes black in color, and forms a crust that eventually falls off. The venom can penetrate deeper in the tissues, sometimes affecting the fat and muscles. The wound can quickly and easily allow an infection to set in, worsening the wound-healing process. The infection as well as the venom can also spread to the rest of the body and possibly become life-threatening. Often, the bite of a brown recluse spider leaves a crater-like scar, even after it has healed completely. In addition to the wound, a brown recluse bite victim may develop a fever, chills, and nausea.
Sounds nasty, just like the victim.
If only Kyle has been packing when that spider got all froggy on him.
I hope he has a painful, festering open wound for months! He went looking for a fight and found it, and got away with slaughtering people.
A little closer to his nutsack would have been ideal.
So his ballroom might be in danger? Ironic.
Is the spider okay?
I laughed!
“Spider bites right winger, dies of poisoning” would certainly be on-brand.
How did Obama and Biden learn to train attack spiders?
So Rudy wants the government to cover his health expenses bc his illness might be 9/11-connected?
How legit is the Daily Beast?
Yet another Clinton-era government worker expecting a government handout. Figures.
50? I’d say more like 100. I’m being serious too. He is more than 50 lbs. overweight.