Yet another of the January 6 scum is going back behind bars.
A 34-year-old man convicted for his role in the Jan. 6, 2021 riot, then granted clemency by President Donald Trump, was sentenced on Thursday for a 2025 burglary in Henrico County.
Prosecutors also referenced Alam’s participation in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Court documents state Alam punched the glass doors of the Speaker’s Lobby, which were guarded by three Capitol Police officers and would later shatter during the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.
Alam also attempted to breach other Capitol doors and threw objects, such as red velvet rope from a balcony, at officers.
According to Taylor, Alam was previously convicted on federal charges, including assaulting law enforcement officers, civil disorder and destruction of government property. He was sentenced to eight years in prison.
Kevin Hart had a roast, which is a comedy event where the participants insult each other.
One of the attendees was a guy named Tony Hinchliffe, who is a MAGA comedian. You may recall that he performed at a Trump rally where he referred to Puerto Rico as a floating trash heap.
Anyway, Chelsea Handler laid into him. The best clip I can find is below, but it includes some bon mots as
Trump Gets 3 ‘Fully Functional’ Arcade Games Erected At D.C. War Memorial
See scenes from Secret Handshake’s games depicting FBI Director Kash Patel, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, the pope and others.
Secret Handshake, the group responsible for erecting statues around Washington, D.C., memorializing the friendship between President Donald Trump and late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has struck again, and this time its focus is the administration’s war with Iran.
Three “fully functional” arcade games were installed Monday at the District of Columbia War Memorial. According to the group, the game features “furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom like DEI and The Pope, and an opportunity to collect several Trump style peace trophies.”
“Just to save you time, the only way you can lose is by trying to hold Melania’s hand. But it’s The Middle East, so you also can’t win either,” the group said in a statement shared with HuffPost.
Damn, Handler absolutely destroyed Hinchcliffe there. And rightly so.
On a side note, now that it’s been mentioned elsewhere I can’t unsee the fact that roastmaster Jeff Ross (the bald guy in the red plastic suit in that video) looks like Zoidberg without his shell.
Just curious, since I didn’t see it in the link: What did Rod refer to as putting our beloved ratbag in his place? Was there some comment or other His Majesty said?
I don’t recall any news item about Charles tossing shade, not even subtly. Anybody have a clue?
Unfortunately about as effective as anybody else trying to give The Smartest Man in the Room™ advice has been.
Low IQ Charlie which is unfortunate since he shares the same name as the smart Charlie Kirk. Did you know that they share the same first name? Hardly anybody does but I noticed.
Doesn’t make me smile. That so many of them voted for that fucker…too fucking late now, pendejos.
(I don’t mean for that to come across as racist/anti-Latino. Just disappointed. Some of you know I lived in Mexico for five years, including with poor families. Not to use the “some of my best friends” excuse…).
