A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

From a US parachuting site, Trump may be allowed to go, in the weight restriction category:

but note, this includes the weight of clothes, diaper and parachute. Removing the parachute would probably help him get into the top end of that category, but the “extra fee” part… well, that rules out Trump entirely.

There is the added bit of schadenfrueda in that, despite Clark being fairly apolitical, Fox news has selected her as their “Great White Hope” constantly putting her at the heart of reverse-racist conspiracy theories. So to have her be instrumental in bringing down the whole house of cards is extra juicy.

Hey, there can’t be too many reminders out there (to always check that you ARE wearing a parachute when leaving the plane)…

I can think of at least one guy for whom I’d be willing to skip all the safety protocols.

Some US citizens and Canadians who went to Russia have some regrets.With the stroke of a pen, they no longer have a path to promised citizenship unless through conscription into the meat grinder. Sad.

The comments shown are weird.

I had the same reaction.

Just a reminder that there are tons and tons and tons of bots out there, many located in Russia and India and other places, often directed to push particular political viewpoints on social media. And they’re far from perfect.

I think this is the right moment to thank again the Mods in this board for doing a great job of keeping those bots and their stupid, malignant, manipulation attempts away from us.

Anybody that jumps out of a perfectly good airplane is an idiot. So said my Airforce Pilot dad.

Gaea Powell echoed a core idea from the Make America Great Again movement when she ran for San Luis Obispo County clerk-recorder earlier this year, arguing for new voter ID rules to improve “election integrity” in the Central California county.

A county jury found Powell guilty on nine counts of election fraud last week

Former Speaker of the House and child molester Dennis Hastert has died.

Just in time to remind voters of the Glorious GOP Tradition of protecting child abusers as long as humanly possible.

Just don’t cross a border. Republicans will not put up with that!

Republican morality may be situational, limited, and unreliable. But…yeah, I got nothing.

That depends on the border, in which direction you are crossing it, and the pigmentation of your skin.

Trump apparently is going to pay out of his own (kidding, MAGA’s pocket) for the political ads he had the taxpayers foot the bill for!

(we’ll see, I’ll believe it only if he actually pays, AND not just a token amount)

Hastur the Unspeakable, an eldritch Lovecraftian god, a.k.a. The King in Yellow, was heard to reply, “I’m Hastur not Hastert. No relation.”

I may be an indescribable avatar of chaos and madness, but at least I’m not a pedophile.