Except for motorcycles, the only new vehicle I’ve ever bought is my 1999 Jeep Cherokee.
HAHAHAHA!!! This will surely get him in his Depends…
I suspect the foundation to get an EO “to be immediately CLOSEDED!!!” from orange boy. 
A quick reading of the Constitution doesn’t rule out impeaching dead presidents. I’m sure the House will be happy to comply.
Is it too late to bid on the KKK (Ketchup Kleaning Koncession) for the White House and Mar-a-Lardo?
I’m sorry, but it does not take courage to do the obviously correct thing. But I’m glad Donnie boy will see this.
I thought the same thing. “Hey! Here’s a medal for doing your job!” Maybe it’s entirely just to piss off the tariff lover.
Not as stupid as all the trailer fires that are going to be caused by plugging that brand new Tesla into a, already overloaded, power strip.
Hehehe, meanwhile the only Tesla owner I know is a Trump supporter born in India who bought his Tesla in California long before Elon started his idiotic support of Trump.
Wait a minute! Isn’t that the same as a participation trophy??? 
Giving Pence the award is a nice bipartisan gesture, and he certainly did his country a great service by standing up to Trump over the Electoral College certification in 2021, but I have very mixed feelings about this otherwise.
It could happen. The JFK Library is part of the National Archives and Records Administration, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Trump zero out its budget.
Oh to be a fly on the wall when Trump hears about this award…
Maybe the one from Pence’s head is available.
For the award?
Profiles in courage for the fly, you can’t imagine the smell it had to put up with.
Donald Trump is a little baby in a larded-up octogenarian’s body. So he can’t handle someone making fun of him and hurting his widdle feewings.
Once a celebrity-filled pageant of Washington journalists and politicians, the dinner has struggled to find equilibrium and meaning since the first election of President Donald Trump in 2016. Trump, the target of years of overwhelmingly hostile coverage from many of the dinner’s attendees, has never attended the event as president and does not plan to go this year.
Over the weekend, the White House Correspondents’ Association abruptly canceled the performance of comedian Amber Ruffin, originally scheduled for the organization’s April 26 annual dinner.
What will happen now? Well, at least the dinner won’t have a comedian, which, given some performances in the past, might be a good thing. But the event will raise a fundamental question for the media: Why are we doing this?
Ruffin was advised to be fair and to try to spread the mockery around, make her humor balanced. She basically said fuck that, Trump is the worst and I will skewer him.
So now I guess dinner will just involve some people quietly eating food.
Good for Ruffin. Stand her ground.
I think they give each other awards, too.
The event has been shown on cable-TV for years, but mostly on the strength of the fame/notoriety of the comedian-host. People tuned in for the jokes.
So I’m wondering if it will air anyplace (other than, perhaps, C-SPAN) this year.
Further down in the Onion link…
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
Okay, good to know. So basically it could have a purpose but now it’s boring.
Which is okay, those boring and uneventful industry functions happen all the time, and are never given any attention outside of the participants, and this will just be another of them.
I’d prefer they do their damn jobs as opposed to yukking it up with the people they are supposed to be covering (and I say this as a former journalist myself).