FAFO comes to mind.
I don’t feel bad for him in the least. I do feel somewhat for the fraction (probably small, though, thinking about it) of his employees who aren’t MAGA and just wanted a decent, non-controversial job making pillows.
They are victims of Lindell.
Crying because he hasn’t hid enough of his assets? He shouldn’t worry, the felon has his back.
So eating the face wasn’t enough?
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It has nobody’s back.
Crosswalk buttons in Seattle have been hacked to play an Ai-generated recording of Jeff Bezos begging you not to raise his taxes.
Damn right he does:
ETA1: Sorry, I thought it was a gift link.
ETA2: Here’s a free one (I hope): https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/17/us/politics/trump-irs-audit-lindell.html?unlocked_article_code=1.AU8.har8.DG-6qqedYn-a&smid=url-share
This is amazing.
Unfortunately, as pointed out in the story it does cause a problem for people who have vision problems that rely on the audio prompts to let them know when it’s safe to cross, making things much less safe for them.
(Though I’ll say after decades of experience and multiple close calls, it just isn’t safe to be a pedestrian in Seattle period.)
I absolutely understand and recognize that risk. I just also think it’s amazing that one or more people thought of this and actually managed to do it. The reported scripts are hilarious and the sheer absurdity of a crosswalk button giving these speeches is still kind of wonderful.
I don’t know the design of these systems; the article said “button”, right, and that a tactile vibration still worked. Is the normal condition to have these buttons verbalize which way is safe to go? The auditory signals where I live is just a beep from across the road. I’m not sure if a spoken statement is harder to orient oneself towards than a beep from across a road?
I’m overthinking it now, though. The basic thing is still funny, despite the risks.
I agree with you, that’s why I didn’t just come right out and say that the people who did it should be ashamed. It gets out an important political message and yeah, it’s damn funny.
I don’t live in Seattle, but I usually overnight there a few times a year. Both there and here in Olympia, the crosswalk buttons will usually say “Wait” every few seconds while the light is red, then when the crossing sign lights up it’ll say something like “Walk sign is on across [Streetname]”, then start ticking like a clock when the flashing red hand comes up. It probably wouldn’t be much help if you were totally blind, but for someone who can see and has a good lay of the land but has trouble discerning detail I can see how it would be helpful.
I don’t have a facebook account, but I hear this post:
is generating a delightful response in the comments section.
Thought maybe someone who does could take a look and share a little schadenfreude.
Posted by a Doper:
If you were so worried about all those “illegals” stealing your jobs, here’s your chance to get that job back, MAGAtwats
Other comments:
Yall wanted yall jobs back now go get them
After getting rid of all the workers …now yall need help
and with such a low pay 7 DAYS A WEEK …hire ya mama instead lol
$577.50 weekly after taxes on the higher average
Wow, the red states must be overjoyed to have these jobs back - that salary is so livable and that work/life balance? Chef’s kiss
I thought it must be a joke posting but it appears real. They also have a posting for lawn maintenance workers that must have a valid driver’s license AND pass drug and background screenings. Best of luck to AM PM Staffing Svcs!
AM PM = America Made Poor and Menial
I don’t know if it was a Doper but this is Doper language.
I hear Magats like blueberries
Oh, so you’re the one. 
And someone posted their resume
Resume :
Jethro “Berry Boss” Jenkins
Field 3, Row 7
Loranger, LA 70446
(985) 555-6857 (ask for “that one picker that don’t miss”)
berryboss@plucklife. com
Objective
To continue my humble legacy of trading 9–10 hours of back-breaking sun-baked labor for the life-changing sum of $11 an hour. Passionate about blueberries, long hours, and reliving plantation-core aesthetics—just without the ownership.
Skills
Elite berry-snatching reflexes
Can distinguish ripe fruit by glance, sniff, and ancestral memory
10-hour squat endurance certified
Heatproof and bug-bite resistant
Fluent in passive-aggressive sarcasm and hymnal humming
Built-in internal clock for knowing exactly when it’s “break time” (even if they say it ain’t)
Experience
Professional Blueberry Picker
AM PM Staffing Services, Loranger, LA
May – July 2025
Harvested blueberries like a machine with feelings
Kept pace with industrial farm demands while dodging flashbacks from AP U.S. History
Survived 7-day workweeks fueled by iced water and audacity
Watched the staffing agency make more per hour than I did while I picked their client’s crops
Set personal record of 12 “Yes massa” jokes in one week without getting fired
Education
School of Hard Knocks
Graduated with honors in “Gettin’ It Done” and “Knowin’ My Worth Anyway”
References
Ask anyone in the field—I’m the one who hums spirituals and still hits quota.