[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
Hell, I can do better than that. I’ll ban magellan01 at half that price!
My PayPal account awaits… 
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Ah, so you would use your position as part of the SDMB governance to subvert the free market. Perfect action for an SDMB official. By the way, are you councilman in New London, CT?
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
He’s also a copycat.
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Muffin said it better. So sorry to disapoint.
Google is selling World of Warcraft gold in this thread’s ads. There’s an extended analogy between the two to be made, but I’m too sleepy to figure out what it is.
Daniel
[QUOTE=magellan01]
Liberal, those who dislike PRR, and those who have asked me to go away: THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.
First, as I stated, I’m perfectly fine with the deal struck be PRR and** Liberal**. It’s capitalism in action, a beautiful thing. But Liberal, and those of you who disliked** PRR**, how would you like to really get him good? How? Pay me $10,000 to go away forever. Just think what a chump PRR feel like if he was sent packing for just a twentieth of that! Sweet, huh?
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I’ll leave the SDMB forever for $9,500. My price is better!
E-mail me if you want to know where to send the money. Once the check clears, I cancel my account and never log on again!
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
He’s also a copycat.
[/QUOTE]
Not at all. Belive it or not, you are not the only person who has called Lib on his having played the death card. I expect that it will continue to follow him as he continues to deteriorate in public.
HOLY CRAP, BATMAN!
WHAT IF THE SON OF A BITCH BUYS THE CHICAGO READER FOR FIVE-HUNDRED BUCKS? :eek:
[QUOTE=Muffin]
Not at all. Belive it or not, you are not the only person who has called Lib on his having played the death card. I expect that it will continue to follow him as he continues to deteriorate in public.
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Oh, I figured that and I’m not claiming a copyright or anything. I’m just embittered and envious because nobody praised me when I said it almost a week ago.
[QUOTE=Muffin]
HOLY CRAP, BATMAN!
WHAT IF THE SON OF A BITCH BUYS THE CHICAGO READER FOR FIVE-HUNDRED BUCKS? :eek:
[/QUOTE]
Then we’ll all quit posting.
[QUOTE=RickJay]
I’ll leave the SDMB forever for $9,500. My price is better!
E-mail me if you want to know where to send the money. Once the check clears, I cancel my account and never log on again!
[/QUOTE]
Damn it , don’t you dare. *PRR ** is already gone, who else is going to tell me I am an idiot for believing that some players are clutch. 
Jim {It is almost time for a collective spring training thread, isn’t it?}
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]
Google is selling World of Warcraft gold in this thread’s ads. There’s an extended analogy between the two to be made, but I’m too sleepy to figure out what it is.
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I’m willing to leave for 2000 gold and a Tier 5 Rogue piece.
Funny…I’m getting 3 ads for church/God/Faith and 1 ad for Bi-Sexual dating. 
[QUOTE=Muffin]
HOLY CRAP, BATMAN!
WHAT IF THE SON OF A BITCH BUYS THE CHICAGO READER FOR FIVE-HUNDRED BUCKS? :eek:
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He’d never do it if he ran a cost/benefit analysis first.
[QUOTE=silenus]
Funny…I’m getting 3 ads for church/God/Faith and 1 ad for Bi-Sexual dating. 
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And I got these:
Police Officer Training
Be The First Hired & Top Paid. Free Info. Criminal Justice Degrees
www.Criminal-Justice-Online.Com
Expunge Criminal Records
Clear Your CA Criminal Record Now! Find Out If You Qualify.
www.NoCriminalRecord.com
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Oh, I figured that and I’m not claiming a copyright or anything. I’m just embittered and envious because nobody praised me when I said it almost a week ago.
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You mean you were not satisfied with Lib’s praise of you at that time? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8250965&postcount=155
Let me now, belatedly but sincerely, doff my cap to you for addressing this aspect of the ongoing lib problem. 
I’ve got a better deal, $9500 USD for the best flame-out, sock-puppetry, NSFW thread ever. I will only require 25% down, then once the check clears, I will get myself banned for life in the most memorable method ever.
Void where prohibited. You contributions will not be refunded. The postings of Sgt Schwartz in no way reflect the opinions of the United States Army, the United States or any of its interests. Your mileage may vary. Wash, rinse, repeat. Tax not included.
Sgt Schwartz
[QUOTE=hajario]
Close. He’s going to die but then he’ll be back in three days.
[/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAO!
I wonder if Reserpine[sup]tm[/sup] is one of his meds?
[QUOTE=Muffin]
You mean you were not satisfied with Lib’s praise of you at that time? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8250965&postcount=155
Let me now, belatedly but sincerely, doff my cap to you for addressing this aspect of the ongoing lib problem.
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For what it is worth, Liberal needs to continue to expect to get his past thrown in his face as he continues his pursuit of the title of biggest **Drama Queen of the Dope. ** Tell you what Lib, you win, you can stop proving it every few months.
People have long memories on this board from what I have seen. I do not think Liberal will live down that episode, his bizarre thread calling for the mods to ban him when **TubaDiva ** was apparently already addressing the problem offline via Email or this new low of bribing a fellow poster to go away.
Jim
[QUOTE=Muffin]
You mean you were not satisfied with Lib’s praise of you at that time?
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Well, it did strike me as rather unChristian…
[QUOTE=Muffin]
Let me now, belatedly but sincerely, doff my cap to you for addressing this aspect of the ongoing lib problem.
[/QUOTE]
As far as I’m concerned, the both of you can fuck right off. I was the first one to dredge that up in the thread. Cite
[QUOTE=Orbifold]
So now there’s a market demand for assholes?
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Seems so. Even more perversely, the more of an asshole you are, the more you stand to profit.
Seems counterintuitive, but nevertheless a business strategy long confirmed by rappers, professional athletes, talk radio hosts, corporate lobbyists, Vice Presidents…