Now that you have bought off a person with an opposing position for the next two years, does this mean that by that time he comes back we will then be rid of you?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6498572&postcount=53
Gotta hand it to you, you’re quite a pathetic creature.
Don’t even try. You’re a good guy just as you are.
There ain’t enuff money in the world… 
I don’t think she was seriously calling me a lesbian, it was just a cheap, lame shot, an attempt to get me to stop pointing out her hypocrisy. I actually think it’s a form of homophobia, to accusing someone of being gay as an insult, to intimidate me into no longer criticizing her. Powerfully lame. Then QED tells me I should take that to heart as something meaningful to reflect on? Um, no. Don’t think so.
But you’re right, I should drop it, or Pit her. And I’ve been spending too much time in the Pit to think about getting into it with her right now. So, yeah, I’ll shut up. At least, on this topic. 
While you are here, Lib, would you please state what physical ailment it is that will be shortly taking you away from us? Or is it that you are expecting the Rapture? Or is it that since your return from your mental breakdown and suspension you have been hoping that someone will make you a monetary offer to go away again? Enquiring minds, etc.
I pay $50 upfront for a three-year membership, and Terrifel gets in for free?? 
Well, it’s called the FMC for a reason.
Well, he’s better at it than you are.
In fact, I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.
Muffin you cut like a razor, with the skill of Jack The Ripper. I admire that.
Thanks.
*Wait a minute… * 
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If it’s that big a deal, Czarcasm, I will gladly quit the club if you pay me $500.
What do you think I am, a fucking moron?
Oh yeh, right…
Nevermind.
Guess I’ll have to try harder.
Close. He’s going to die but then he’ll be back in three days.
I don’t know, I seen some of your threads where in gets heated. If you try any harder you might just get suspended instead.
Jim
Hell, I can do better than that. I’ll ban magellan01 at half that price!
My PayPal account awaits… 
My sentiments exactly. And what this whole deal has to do with the price of Oryza sativa in the Far East is lost on me.
On the other hand, if Qadgop the Mercotan threatens to leave, I’ll pay $500 for him to keep posting. And if he still refuses, I’ll hire a couple of guys I know at Lenny’s Billboards to come around and “visit” with him, breaking his legs and putting him in front of a computer to keep posting.[sup]*[/sup] So there.
Stranger
[sup]*[/sup]I’m totally joking about the last, of course. I wouldn’t pay to have Qadgop’s legs broken.
Psst, Qadgop: easy $500 coming your way! And all I want is my standard 10% finder’s fee.
Daniel