a poem i wrote, please critique, analyze for homoerotic overtones, enjoy.

i have a poem:

i love the mods yes i do
i love the mods even when i wear only one shoe
i love the mods while eating green eggs n ham too
i love the mods till the end
to you mods this heart felt poem i send
if anybody would try to take the mods place
i’d kick that person straight in the face
i would walk 1000 miles and win a race
because i love the mods yes i do
M the letter is extra special to me
because when i type mod it’s the first i see

ah love the mods yes do
i love the mods while wearing blue hair
i love the mods while defeating the space pirates in sector 7
i love the mods while walking to the seven eleven
i love the cods cause they rhyme with mod and therefore rock
the mods attacks are 78+12d with a 34% chance to block
the mods are very special to me on monday cause it’s one letter away from being moday
i love the mods yesterday, tommorow and today
i will dispel any rumors against the mods becasue thats heresy

the mods are awesome in every way
these mods were made for you and me
and space planet zebeth but thats a different story
of a lovely lady who had 4 daugthers who were gilla beasts
oh yeah back to the mods
the mods are rockety rock to the rockless ears
the mods squelch any fears
when the mods shoot demons with holy light it sears
the mods are a blockety of rockety blockety to the bored people with no access to space rockets
the mods also reattach arm sockets
and they have awesome names llike coldfire
a name that could bring back all the dead without tire

the mods rock while playing music
the rocks while modding the laws of physics
they will be my friend
until the very end
my friend to the very end of time
even then making a pie flavuored lime
that tastes so good it will be outlawed and turned into a crime
and then all the uk dopefiends will yell “BLIME!”
cos that makses kick ass sense and rhymes.

in the end no matter how hard i tried
the mods still tasted fine even when batter fried
what will eventually be good tempura

i hope you enjoyed my prime rhymes that are hopping with key lime.

:slight_smile:

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You have a little poo on yer nose.