16! Woo hoo!
ETA: as long as some of the items can be counted if they’ve been done once (or twice…)
I only got 9. If I count the time I participated in the office March Madness pool, it’s up to 11.
Another lucky 13.
I don’t know how anyone gets under 8. You people need to get out more.
As Leonard Cohen says “Its boring as Heaven on a Saturday Night!”
Am a 13 If your name is not on the list you ain’t getting in!!
I’m a 12 or 13, depending on how much of a sports fan I qualify as (I had student tickets to our basketball games when I was in college, though I didn’t attend much; I was heavily involved in Irish dance for over a decade; I listened to or watched most of the baseball season when I was dating a guy who was a big fan; and I watch the occasional sports match with friends now).
I love how the polling results are almost a perfect bell curve centered on 9-10. Almost makes me feel normal.
(Whole lotta deviates round here, though.)
And for the first time since I first saw Bo Derek I’m almost a 10.
I need the two 19-20 voters to acknowledge… I’m feeling too deviant…
I’m a 9. As someone else said, the rest is my bucket list.
6-7 by Sam’s list.
If you count secular humanists, parlor pinkos, anti-authoritarians, and part-time internet trolls, I could score as high as 11.
What a list! Such abominable and detestable practices! I might be accused of some of those, but Heavens to Betsy, I wouldn’t want to be associated with the {shudder} worst. Please, please, don’t anyone accuse me of being a :eek: sports fan!
As an athiest I wasn’t going to count blasphemy, since I don’t recognize the Bible as sacred. I’m sure other people who do see the Bible as sacred would count me as a blasphemer. Then I remembered that as an athiest I don’t believe in hell either, so I guess I’m good.
I think I’m a 2.
We are? Does that mean we go to hell or not? Need answer fast!
I am not now, nor have I even been, a Lesbian.
ETA: I scored a 13.
How about a fan, but not of sports?
Also, as a kid, my male friends used to say we were all straight lesbians because we liked women. Straight women were also gay.
If you lead a good life you go to Boca. If not, a shtetl near Buffalo.
11 is enough for me.
I got a 13 but I used to claim I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body. That might get to 14 buts it’s a bit of a stretch. I almost got to be a whoremonger last night but I decided to go to bed early and missed out on the bjs at the strip club.
Only 12. And I really had to reach to justify some of these: Liars* Thieves**, Sports Fans***, Blasphemers, Money-Lovers, Atheists, Gamblers****, Porn-Lovers‡, Evolutionists, Fornicators‡, Masturbators‡, Hypocrites. I have to admit I’m a little disappointed in myself. I thought I could score higher. Sadly my atheist skepticism scores me a point but precluded witch, pagan and psychic. And I’ve evidently not been sexually or chemically adventurous enough. I’ll have to try harder in the future.
- A little white lie never hurt anyone… but it sends you to hell.
** A Swingline stapler last month from work. I intend to return it (just needed it for a simple project). But until I do it still counts as stolen.
*** Really? Really!?!? Who knew that ports fans and child molesters were moral equivalents.
**** I tend to run the sports pools at work. So while I don’t play the lottery or hit casinos I still feel I confident in this sin.
‡ Can I get a “hell ya?” Sex is great. Sex is good. Not everyone does it. But everyone should.