Hell doesn’t want me. Only Ohio.
You poor, poor bastard.
2.5 if you count hypocrite, which the signmakers probably would.
Does my teenage pagan phase count as me being a witch? And by drunkard do they mean alcoholics, or anyone who gets drunk occasionally?
So I got three. Sports fan, believe in evolution, and wanker. Four I guess, if you score agnostics the same as atheists. Does that mean I get a seat near the door where it’s cooler, rather than packed in the middle?
Jeez, you monger one whore and you’re tagged for life.
Are we assuming a single transgression counts you in for a category? If so that makes me a 14; but if a consistent pattern of behaviour is called for more like a 7 or 8.
I only got 1 - Liar…
thruthfully, if doing it once “counts” as it where, I come up to 12 (with an undecided on the money-lovers. I mean, I’m a cheapskate so does that count as a money lover? or should I be doing stuff with it that falls under the masturbator category?)
else I come to 8 (or 9, depending on the whole money-loving thing)
So, they list homosexual and lesbian? Isn’t that kind of unfair? I’d imagine it’s a little hard to be a heterosexual lesbian.
Bother, I voted wrong - it’s 13 for me, not 11-12. Drunkard, liar*, thief**, sports fan, blasphemer***, money-lover, atheist, gambler****, porn-lover, evolutionist, pot smoker, masturbator, hypocrite*****.
I wasn’t sure whether to count fornicator, as I’ve never had an affair outside marriage and for some reason I remember the term “fornication” as only meaning extramarital sex, not premarital. If it includes premarital sex then I’m up to 14.
*mostly to people at work. Could I call the printers to hold off printing so you can change this tiny inconsequential thing? Yes, I could. Am I going to tell you “sorry, too late, try to catch it earlier next time”? Yes, I am.
**shoplifting phase in my teens
***I’m assuming vocal atheism as part of religious practice counts for this person, although I don’t consider it “blasphemy”
****we have monthly poker nights with two other couples and they’re really good fun
*****isn’t everyone, really?
Only a 9 - blimey! I’ve smoked pot maybe three times, but found I hated being stoned. Ticked that box anyway. Taking post-its home counts as theft right? Not a sport fan, (phew) I have playeed in rock bands, but looks like that’s OK.
Do you get to count it if you technically can’t be one, but you whole-heartedly approve of it? Cuz that would get me “lesbianism” and bump my score up a notch, so to speak.
Hell’s afraid I wouldn’t melt.
Surprisingly, only 11. Hey, what ever happened to pride and gluttony?
I think that would be cheating …
I think it would have to be non christian, because if you are christian you would be a heretic
good question, and what if you only lust after another female but don’t actually follow through? Maybe on the psychic doing it but not collecting money would work? Sort of like the people who read cards or whatnot for friends, but don’t charge for it.
Well, whoremongering is consorting with whores, or being a lecher. Leched after anybody lately?:dubious:
And if it is an occasional drink, how do they consider communion wine [the baptist church we went to when I was very young used wine instead of grape juice.] or is that given a pass?
Well actually being a hetero lesbian is what the regular churches would like - you have the urge but you suppress it and get married and have kids.
That would be cheating …
Hm so for me. I guess I qualify as drunkard, liar*, blasphemer**, money lover***, pagan, witch, gambler****, porn lover, evolutionist, pot smoker, lesbian*****, fornicator******, masturbator*******. As a deist, can I believe that athiests might be correct?
- My your hat is … lovely
** Every god damned chance I get
***but money doesn’t seem to like me, I never seem to have any
****lottery tickets every weekend, the money theoretically goes into the educational system
*****well technically bisexual since I am now married to a man
******that I lived with before we got married
*******and was in the Navy and went away a lot for weeks and months at a time
I’m not a sports fan. I’m not a homosexual. I’m not a lesbian although that’s a bit redundant. I’m not a hypocrite. I’m not a child molester and I’m not psychic.
Atheists go to hell, but agnostics get a pass. Yes! Indecision pays off again!
My whoremongering is legendary, but I don’t gamble.
I took the “if I’ve done it once it counts” approach which is how I got 11. I’m an unashamed evolutionist, atheist, homosexual, porn-loving masturbator. If doing those things are wrong then I don’t want to be right.
3.5
If doing it once counts, I score a 13. On occasion, more like 9ish.
- I’m the champion!!
I’m assuming you count things I’ve done in my life since being a Christian and receiving communion and all that, even if I’m not actively doing them now.
the only sort of “0.5” that i can reason out to be would be… you molest people, but not exclusively children?
…or you’re a smoker, but not of pot.