A quickly needed Monty Python GQ

shoots anyone armed with a banana

“Wankle Rotary Engine”

Oooooo… there’s a pengiun on the tv!

Jetez la vache!

Intercourse the penguin!

Non non non!! C’est “Pitchez la vache”, mon ami!

Pardon me, I have to go practice how not to be seen.

I thought it was fetchez le vache…as in “get the cow?”

At least that’s what I thought my subtitles said…

BURMA!

Ni!

(the shortest possible Monty Python quote)

-Rob
The Nerd

Could you get these 20 good Dopers… To stop posting random Monty Python dog kennels?

A moose bit my sister…

I wish to register a complaint. This thread which I purchased not half an hour ago is dead.

…And Now for something Compleatly different…

Why did You say “Burma”?

In this thread, **as_u_wish ** cannot be seen.

I’ve always wanted to say “No one expects the Spamish Inquisition”…but that’s just silly.

<fade to silly walks sketch>

It’s pronounced, “Mangrove Throat-Warbler.”

I clearly saw the defendant, doing whatever he’s accused of. Red handed. When kicked… cautioned… he said: ‘It’s a fair cop, I done it all… Right… no doubt about that’. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

I fart in your general direction.

What about pointed sticks?

SHUT UP!

What a silly bunt.