A quickly needed Monty Python GQ

It’ll have to come out then.

By the way, the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song said that he wishes he’d been a girlie, just like his dear PAPA, not Mama.

Life of Brian is coming back to select theatres on April 30th.

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beierhund das oder die flipperwald gesput.

I was waiting for that…

Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the land, sir!

Hahahahahahahah!

thud

And after the spanking…the oral sex!

I panicked.

I say! Anyone for tennis?

My nipples explode with delight!

Oooh, yes! The oral sex!

You’ve only been here five minutes and you’re already stampeding for the clitoris!

“Ah, Lenin! Quel chanteur!”

Trotsky! My lack of God, it’s Trotsky!

Rule One: No poofters!

This obvioulsy does not include Monsiuer Brian Trubshaw - le pouffe celebre!

Alaistair Cook being attacked by a duck.

Actually, I’ve heard both, one (mama) in the Flying Circus sketch, and the other on the Monty Python CD.
And now for something. Completely different.

He’s de-
He’s de-
He’s de-
He’s de-
He’s deaf and dumb, sir.

No time to lose.