A Really Bad Tattoo

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My car battery died yesterday.

So, I went to the local Autozone to pick up a new one and was standing in line behind a young woman in her early 20’s. Bleach blonde hair, tube top, and a jean skirt so short that had she bent over it would have enabled me to see the remains of last night’s dinner.

Emblazoned on her left shoulder was a large (perhaps 8" in diameter) star with a trailing rainbow, sort of a shooting star motif. Written across the star in large, cursive letters were the words…Boss’s Butt Bitch.

This was not some backyard tattoo either. It was all done in fine line with color accents. Not terrible work.

Perhaps Boss just needs some reassurance while (s)he makes love to his/her sweetie-pie.

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See, this is what happens when kids raised on Care Bears and Rainbow Brite grow up and get biker tattoos.

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Johnny Depp has a similarly strange one, “Wino Forever”, the result of modifying his old tatoo that proclaimed his love for “Winona”.

Maybe this chick used to have a hard-on for the Better Business Bureau.

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I was admiring the fine use of alliteration when I noticed something.

In “Boss’s Butt Bitch” there are 3 B’s, 3 S’s and 3 T’s. When you take those away, what’s left?

ouch.

Coincidence?

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Actually, it’s “o’uich”, which is Welsh for “skank ho.”

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Oh…I was under the impression that it was White Trash for “What the hell was I thinking?”

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… and Sudanese for “STDs may be closer than they appear.”

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Lucky for you that I had taken and swallowed a big swig of water just before I read this or you would be owing me a new monitor and keyboard. :smiley:

Ya know, that’s the second time today one of your posts has almost caused that.