Dear Esteemed Weather Deities:
This weekend will be the first time in nearly four years that I have been on a real vacation. I’m going to Maine for a bit of camping. Acadia looks very very pretty, lots of trees and scenic vistas… The weather forecast, however, leaves a little something to be desired.
I would greatly appreciate it if there would not be rain and thunderstorms all weekend. I want to hike. And roast marshmallows. And not get all soggy. Or have the marshmallows be all soggy. Please. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
I know I am supposed to be a grown-up and everything, but I assure you, my sense of decorum is completely shot. I know you weather gods are a capricious lot, so if you could just use some of that power to prove the Weather Channel people wrong (as I know you love to do), I will sacrifice many many marshmallows in your honor. I’ll also dance [del]naked[/del] around the campfire.
Yours respectfully (and desperately),
[whine]It CAN’T rain this weekend! It just CAN’T!!!