A response to Scylla that I can't make in MPSIMS

Hard to judge Scylla too harshly on this one. We’ve all been in various public places where other people’s children where screaming bloody murder, kicking your seat, running around like little demons and generally being assholes. Whether Scylla did what he said he did, or took literary license after the fact, doesn’t change the fact that he did exactly what many of us (even those with children of our own) often thought of doing under similar circumstances. Because sometimes children are complete bastards and need to be made very aware that they can’t expect to get away with it, and shouldn’t even think of trying, twice.

That said, taking an extra victory lap for putting an annoying child and his mother into place is a bit gauche. Although, that too may be forgiven given how much grief he’s caught over this incident from some. Let’s have some perspective folks; no child or mother was actually hurt in the exchange or its gratuitously self-congratulatory retelling. Of course, I’m coming from a time and place where perfect strangers were permitted to smack a kid that was acting out if his parents weren’t around to dole out the discipline. And look how well I turned out.

I can’t imagine it NOT being true. After all, Scylla’s no fool.

Nosiree.

It’s OK Scylla, mommy will buy you the lunchbox and the bad man will go away.
Time to let the bad memories of your childhood go.

CMC fnord!

And you went and fed him.

Noob.

Up yours, geezer.

:smiley:

And the fact that Isosleepy thought that my repeated use of “Our Hero” was meant to compliment Scylla caused my opinion of Isosleepy’s intelligence to sharply plummet.

Sure he’s an asshole to little kids he doesn’t know, but that’s not one tenth as bad as his anti-semitic attack on George Soros.

If he had a time machine, I bet he’d go back and be mean to Baby Soros.

I would, but that’s because I’m mean to babies in general.

I won’t lend them my books, I refuse to take them to rated R movies, and I won’t even let them have any of my steak!

I am such a bastard.

Buy me lunchbox!

I had the awesome Snoopy lunchbox shaped like his dog house. The Thermos went in the lid.

Loved that thing.

Holy shitpuppies! Look at that price!

Ahem. (Gets in your face, scowls.) NO!

waaaaahhhhh!!!

This is what I really want to know, too.

You rotten smelly dumpster dripping, you made baby markn+ cry! How could you do such a thing! I am judging you so hard right now! :stuck_out_tongue:

#wokeassholes

I had one too! I wish I still had it.

You can’t judge me because I stepped over him and made my escape first! Ha ha ha!

Curses! Next time, then.

Hey! YOU’VE always liked me! Right?

Right???