**Do American Businesses Have…
Proper English
**
Based on my experience, no.
**“I’m so old!” “You’re not old!”
“He’s from the future!”
**
What did my acting professor mean when she suggested this?
Paying with change… or low denominations…
I would guess she was referring to using coins or small bills to make a purchase.
Words that are funny if you say them over and over and over
Commenting on the News, On the News
Let’s see “on the news”, “on the news”, “on the news”…I guess I find it mildly amusing to say it over and over again.
Tell me about trying to have a baby.
Girls who have sex with relative strangers
That’s one approach, certainly. :dubious:
Just received really good news
I broke my ankle. (long, but with x-ray!)
It seems I need knee surgery
Sheesh… what’s the bad news?!
crazy gunman starts shooting up your school or workplace. What’s your plan?
Guns: M1911
A particularly good choice for the crazy-gunman situation, I shouldn’t wonder.
**Looking for a good cornbread recipe
Medical marijuana and interstate prescriptions **
Add some grits or something and it might just work!
**3-Day Weekend and I know I’m going to be bored–What should I do
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout **
Well, at least it got him out of the house.
Dangerous Forms of Recreation
and
Tell Me About Trying to Have a Baby
**No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed!
It seems I need knee surgery **
Please read if you remember Reeder
I like her – a lot. She likes me. She’s taken. Should I stop seeing her?
Psst…Reeder is a guy…
**For 20 million would you…
Tell me about Vegas
**
Sure. It’s big. It’s got slots. It’s in the desert. Say, why was your email sent from Nigeria?
How to Avoid Looking Like an American Tourist
The snipers must be hating life today
Thus, we see the importance of not being seen…
**How to keep me as a customer
Orlandope, Kissimmee style **
It would work on me.
**Larry, Curly, Shemp, and Joe
Cast the Obama Movie
**
** Which of today’s actors are “class acts” or genuine nice guys?
Larry, Curly, Shemp, and Joe
**
**Name the TV show
Larry, Curly, Shemp, and Joe
**
60 Minutes
I’m getting a lot of mileage out of those Stooges.
Dangerous forms of recreation
Tell me about Vegas
and
Kitchen appliance for a budding chef?
Will electric/hybrid bicycles be the new thing?
How will those help you cook?
What are you vain about?
Nuclear Powered Cadillac
I hope your vanity is moderated.
What is the Legal Status of the Undead?
Why You Should Always Check Your Kid’s Homework
Oh Billy, history class isn’t any easier when you raise Abraham Lincoln’s corpse. You know Zombriham Lincoln thinks only of rape.
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout
EU countries have no sense of humor
If he’d only used snails, the French would have stuck up for him.