A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas

Woohoo! Lets Go Kick Some Romulan Asses!
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout

The naked man thought that the shoe salesman was a Romulan? Drugs were definitely involved.

A three-fer in MPSIMS:

Young ‘Adolf Hitler’ and Two Sisters Removed From Home
Sigh. Here we go again.
Little Hitlers taken from home - Campbell family tragedy

I’ve Taken On An Ever-So-Fun New Hobby
"Two thumbs up … the butt!"

Guess who the last Cylon is!
It’s not “Jessies girl”…its not “My Best Friends Girlfriend”…what is it?

It can’t be Donna, either. She’s dead. Maybe it’s Peggy Sue or Jenny.

**Where do men get wedding rings?
Anybody have a tungsten carbide or titanium ring? How do you like them?
“It was a really bad ring” **

Thanks for the warning - now considering Plan B. :slight_smile:

How does Google make money?
Brain control games

Kitchen appliance for a budding chef?
Help me choose a .22 rifle.

Just the thing for when they don’t want to go into the pot!

**The best ass in Hollywood
Who’d win: Seven of Nine vs Caprica Six
**

Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.
Help Me Name My Fish

**Could Oprah Winfrey’s popularity survive her coming out of the closet?
Characters you used to like but now hate
**
I guess that means “no.”

**Cleverest turn of phrase in rap/hip hop?
I made baklava!
**

Sounds hard to rhyme to.

What do YOU do with — turnips?
Sexuality issues i need help with.

:eek:

Yes. Yes, you do need help.

Air Bus Down in the Hudson River
it…is…COLD!

Yep, the Hudson is like that.

** it…is…COLD!
Hep me, Dopers: tongue issue
**
Avoid metal poles

**Let’s make a chart of what effects occur at which cold temperatures
it…is…COLD! **

List of Food “EVIL” People Liked
Gefilte fish

No wonder they were evil.

Roberts? You’ve Been Served
Force-feeding Myanmar?

Force-feeding Roberts, at any rate.

**it…is…COLD!
Cold … and dealing with it
**

I think these Pit threads were in the wrong order:

**Let’s just ban the troll.
What’s so hard about just shutting up?
**

How Do You Get Over the Fear of Your Kids Driving?

Help Me Choose a .22 Rifle.

:eek: