9:00pm. Myself and a buddy. Tops Grocery Store:
12 pack of beer
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Box of Kleenex
10 rolls of duct tape
20 meters of plastic sheet
two reels of heavy fishing line
This month´s Skydiving Magazine issue
Pay with a jar of quarters.
Jar of curry powder
Bottle of Tobasco sauce
3 pounds of Brussels sprouts
Tarpaulin
Hosepipe
Because we were moving to the middle of nowhere we purchased enough tampons for three women for three years.
(Is about 60 big boxes or something)
The cashier just gave a weirld look, other people actually asked us if we had a women shelter or something like that.
3 large russett potatoes
vegetable oil
a pack of 6 party hats
a bottle of advil
a plunger
Now once i honestly was at my grocery store and the guy in front of me, on a friday night had:
a 6 pack of micky wide mouths
a 12 count bag of frozen burritos
1 bottle of hand lotion
a copy of the Kirsten Dunst movie “Bring it on”
I was so tempted to say “staying in tonight are we?”
I’ve noticed a couple of people so far have mentioned disposable enemas. One time I was in line behind a guy who was buying:
- A disposable enema
- A bottle of champagne
I didn’t ask him, but I bet he’d been constipated for so long that finally getting unclogged deserved a celebration.
I MISS THE SPONGE!!! 
hows this. Actually bought by me last year
duct tape (3 rolls)
plastic tarp
baby lotion (3 LARGE bottles)
soft cotton rope (25 feet)
Pregnancy test
:dubious:
You can buy them online from Canada. [/hijack]
Steel bent-wire tongs
Steel wool
K-Y jelly
(Actual purchases)
Balle_M’s post made me think of this
Mary Kate and Ashley picture book
Box of Kleenex
any R Kelly album
now that’s subtlety
Also, does anybody remember Homer’s shopping list when he buys the illegal firework. I’d list it, but I don’t dare mess it up
I just happen to recall it was a whole lot of porn, beer, jerky, feminine products and oh, say, maybe a firework or two.
How about a very large purchase of just one item?
As the only guy in my group who was old enough to buy handgun ammo, I once bought enough cartridges (various types) for five avid shooters. The clerk looked like he wanted to say something, but didn’t dare. 
“Hi… ummm… let me have some of those porno magazines… large box
of condoms… a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh… make it two.”
And don’t forget Marge’s supportive comment said upon finding Homer’s shopping bag on the kitchen counter…
“I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out!”
Hey I thought of this thread last night when I was at Borders. There was a portly woman about 50 in front of me in line. She had three books in her hand:
- Life After Divorce
- The Atkins Diet
- Dating for Dummies
I wonder what is going on in HER life?
bottle of pepto bismol
12 pack of toilet paper
new underwear
Did I or didn’t I actually buy this?
Ah, you’re the guy that was behind me last month. Well, not quite.
But I did see a guy in line at the grocery store (in the express lane - you’ll laugh in a minute) buying:
One bottle of Kaopectate (diarrhea medicine, for those that don’t know)
One package of 8 rolls of toilet paper
One spray can of air freshener
Thankfully, he was behind me …
One yellow wiffle bat
One box lubricated condoms
Plastic tarp
VHS copy of The Sound of Music