A slight complaint about the Moderators

Are you certain Tuba was referring to you and that thread? She mentions a closed thread, which yours is not.

going to Disneyland?

a.) If we let you talk about sex, next thing you know you’ll want to talk about dancing. And everyone knows that dancing is a one-way ticket to hell.
b.) You might simply too controversial and cutting-edge for us, I’m afraid. Just like the president of Harvard, or that guy at the bus station who knows the truth about the Department of Agriculture’s secret satellites. I mean, asking what women think about when they masturbate? That, like, totally blew my conventional little mind.

True, but you’re an idiot so I side with them.

Hey, andrewt85, why were you suspended?

Because of a pit thread I started, which was linked to above by FinnAgain, in which I’m trolling and seem to be in meltdown mode. Read the last post.

Well at least you are not abusing the fonts and colors this time. But do you really think that this many threads this quickly is a good idea.
Bashing the Mods definitely seems like a bad idea.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Andrew, keep yourself out of the pit. Email **Tuba ** directly next time if you have a question or just go, well that was a very minor reproach, I think I’ll accept it and move on.
(Tuba, I am sorry in advance if this advise causes you any headaches, just seems better than a pit thread)

Jim

Can’t remember which comedienne said it but the answer akin to “A man… painting my house.”

thought it went “man told a woman ‘I’ll do anything you want me to… for $500.’ She said ‘fine, paint my house’”

She also refers to a new member, which andrew85 is not.

Dude, you really need to think before you post.

You heard the man.

Go get the trebuchet, and I’ll get the goat, and we’ll meet over at you-know-where …

I don’t understand why everyone is surprised.

—He’s a 20-year-old virgin
—He’s started 15 threads in three days

Makes perfect sense to me.

Is one of the mods sending out resumes again?

Do we all have to be on good behavior because of someone’s resume?

What in the name of Og are you babbling about?

andrew85, you twit, the moderators, and in particular Frank, went out of their way for you. Your butt sex thread deserved a smackdown, not because of the subject matter, but because it dealt with that subject matter in such a juvenile manner.

Maybe you’re really young, or maybe you’re really dim, or maybe you’re really both, but if you’ve been on a recent suspension I have to think that you would be treading more carefully.

catsix is not babbling, rather she is referring to an event that really happened that you seem to not be familiar with linkypoo.

That said, your point about just shitting out every idea that comes into one’s head is well made. It is especially on point, coming from such a credible source.

If this subject is of interest to you, may I suggest a book?

Nancy Friday’s My Secret Garden* --it will tell you everything you want to know about women’s sexual fantasies.

But wait! There’s more!

Also get her Women On Top --not to be confused with Women On Tap by a College Freshman at a Large Midwestern University.

*and even this will only tell you about the women interviewed in the book. My fantasies, such as they are, are not yours for the asking. To quote the hooker from Risky Business, “Go to school, Joel. Learn something.”

Of course not. We’ve never allowed Penthouse forum type threads. (The thread linked to in the ATMB thread linked to is, by the way, the thread Tuba thought I had closed. If that makes things less confusing for anyone.)

However, one would have hoped that andewdt85, having been back for only a day, would realize that he needs to be on best behavior for a while.

Boy, You guys really hoped for too much.

Jim

Maybe he thinks he is on his best behavior! :eek: