You know what?
Wasn’t important anywhooo…
Just dont talk the talk lest you can walk …
Um…fill us in…details, please.
Promised a night out
Shithead here organises a VIP treat like these fools will never see.
So I left early the first time we met…
This makes me a bad person obviously…or maybe…
…just maybe…
…Perhaps I have a little more decorum than the slavering TwistOfFate.
Forgive me if I’m not following but you organized something he said he would attend and he didn’t show? Is that what happened?
Sorry Beth
In deference to you…I shall explain
Having returned from some turbulent times abroad I was most shocked to discover that many dopers were from my home city.
I met a number of them.
Some were charming and georgeous. (Ruadh)
Some were incensed by the fact that I didnt share some of their views (particularly in relation to planning for the future)
This I can live with.
Fuck…I met these people once…
I didnt really care all that much…
But I will admit that the fact that someone with my luminary status might be written off by some piffling tech support agent incensed me more than slightly.
I demand right of retribution.
I declare that satisfaction will only be achived by a battle of wits.
I have the right to choose the venue.
The contest itself is my oppornents’ choice.
I will spit on this gauntlet afore I cast it in your lowly direction Twisty
Oh, okay! Well, carry on!
Her Ladyship EvilBeth has dropped her hankerchief…
(AND NONE MAY GAZE ON HER BEAUTY)
Battle commences…
Where you at Twisty?
My knuckles ache for the salve of your blood.
Lest you lack the faculties Twisty…
Youve been challenged.
Your cheek smarts from ny gautlet…
I’m looking foward to you trying to take me down a peg…
Come peasant…
Oooh, I come here asking questions and now I get to be a lady! I think I’ll venture into the Pit more often!
With your fair countenace methinks it might be a bad idea.
You would serve no purpose other that to inspire Knights to foolish acts of bravery to win your approval.
Let them cast themselves upon greater burdens than my claim against Sir Twisty.
You…Fair maiden have a responsibilty now.
And indeed it is a grave one.
You must charge your beaus to noble causes…
Make them find the Grail or perhaps the Perfect Martini (which has so long eluded most Irish bartenders)
Unfortunately, no beaus to speak of so if I’m really quiet, can I hide in the bushes and watch?
Twisty should be back to the boards at least sometime this week!
Twisty Who ???
Im off to the bushes!!
Stand by fair lady and value your virtue while you have it.
Hmmm…this is an interesting New Year…
Lest you think me a Greyhound
or a whippet ; or the execution of a foppish wish.
Ill pledge to thee a more interesting year than yet you have encountered.
NOW COME Ye Twist!!!
My Blood is Boiled…
I have in me the passion that will see me through and greet me softly after…
::swoon::
Oh my!
BOY!!!
My horse!!
The lady has come over indisposed.
I fear my coarseness may have upset her delicate sensibilities.
Such talk of Blood and Battles…too much I fear.
We must repair to the Castle with haste.
The Demon Lord Twist can wait…
Raaaa!!!
We Ride!!!
THIS is a PIT THREAD?!?!!?
This new year SUCKS!!!
You know, I think we’ve wasted an entie Pit thread on a damsel in distress fantasy and I don’t care! (Alpha may but I don’t!)
Let us away, good sir!
[sub]P.S. SPOOFE sucks![/sub]
The conjunction of planets has set us strangly on PIT ways.
I came here with malice and leave with
Oh How might I describe this feeling…???
Nonetheless we are in the PIT.
Milady is safely ensconsced within my lair
and now I await the challenge of the TWIST
(Most evil , uncouth and foul demon that thou art I will take thee)
My Berserker Fury is upon me…
Must I set the hounds to lure you?
Aw, lick my mildewy ass, 'Beth, it looks like we’re about to see some action!
Although I don’t know if ol’ Twist’ems is on at this hour, much less knows of the thread. Mayhap you can give him more than a couple minutes to respond, ol’ chum? Although I do understand the imperative for quick, brutal revenge…