A student at my school went gibbering off the deep end today

Nobody was seriously hurt.

After putting together my experiences with a few other witnesses, I think I’ve reconstructed the most of the story. Or most of the story so far, at least.

So our hero was sitting in the law library, in the area that looks like the archetypical law libraries from the movies – long tables with oak chairs and lamps and lots of serious-looking people quietly leaning over books. Our hero is a 2nd year law student whom I don’t know.

I haven’t figured out the initial catalyst, but one minute our hero is sitting there and the next he is standing up and screaming, throwing books at surprised students, pounding his hands on the tables, and (possibly, not seriously confirmed) swinging his fists at people.

Our beloved security guard, “Calvin,” was urgently summoned from his post downstairs. Calvin was apparently able to get this guy to leave the library area and go out into the hallway. But our hero was still screaming and thrashing, but now hurling racist epithets at Calvin, who is black.

Somehow they ended up on the first floor (from the library on the third floor), which is where the handicapped entrance is, and where the locker room is. (Yes, we have a locker room at my law school.) This is where I can start speaking from experience.

I had just left class and was headed into the locker room. Right in the other entrance, by the handicapped door, was an ambulance gurney. “That’s odd,” I thought, but went on towards my locker. Then I heard a scream. It was like a trapped animal, or an angry bird: it took a second to realize that it was from a person. It was high-pitched, like a grown man trying to imitate a young girl. And it wasn’t formed into a polite “Ah!” or “Oh!” but more of a shrieking, like he was in so much pain he couldn’t even think.

It was coming from beyond the gurney, around the corner in the hallway. Everyone in the locker room was frozen in place. Now that I knew where to look, I could see activity beyond the door, and uniformed men scurrying around. The screams kept coming, and after a few seconds, they became constant except for the occasional gasp for air. Some more uniformed men hurried by and pushed the gurney out into the hallway. I could see Calvin was out there, as well as one of the assistant deans.

The emergency crew, paramedics and cops, hogtied our hero and put him belly-down on the gurney. I was heading out the door anyway, so I followed them at a respectful distance as they wheeled him out, still screaming constantly. They popped him in a waiting ambulance and were off.

A few hours later, the administration sent out an ambiguous e-mail:

The consensus around the school is that this was some kind of nervous breakdown. This is a stressful time of the year for law students, as finals are in a few weeks, those students on journal have their articles due, and those in research classes have their papers due. Something in the poor bastard’s head must have just snapped. I feel terrible for the guy, and I find myself wondering what it would take to send me over the edge.

Stress management, kiddies. Look into it.

Hope the guy is okay. During the first bar exam I took, about half an hour into the quiet scratching of pens and ticking of keys, a guy stood up and said, loudly, Fuck. This. And marched out. Not nearly as dramatic, but take note – the stress continues!

When I took the state architectural licensing exams they were all concentrated in one week–it was a week of hell. Now they are spread out all year–WIMPS! Back then, the design exam was a 12 hour long exam–4 hours into it you had better have a workable solution and begin drawing or you won’t make it.

One woman I worked with obviously screwed the pooch and about 5 hours into it told me she went into the bathroom, threw up and then walked out. She has NEVER taken the exam. The stress was too much for her I guess. Stress is a funny thing and can certainly have a big impact.

For this guy I imagine it won’t get any easier. Even if he makes it back to school the social impact would have to be huge. I feel for him.

Why were you screaming constantly?

(sorry…couldn’t resist)

More like this, I’d gather.

Poor bastard. I haven’t been quite that bad off, myself, but I know that kind of situation. Helluva thing. :frowning:

Well, hopefully he’s doped up to his gills at the moment. Four day weekend!

A kid in my law school lost it once during a class and threw his chair across the room at the lecturer, for no apparent reason. It wasn’t pretty.

I myself never had a breakdown, but I do like to tell people thinking of studying law that it will cost you blood, sweat and tears.

Seriously, those paper cuts sting. //half-jokingly

Hope the guy is OK.

Do you study in the Miskatonic University?, that could explain it…

I well remember taking a law school exam where one person handed in his paper and walked out after the exam had been going only about a half-hour or so. This seemed odd, since there was no way anybody could have finished it in that time. We later learned that he had spent the time drawing pictures on his paper–apparently, among them was a very good winter landscape.

Not quite as dramatic as the stories here, but it still demonstrates the stress of law school at this time of year.

Randy, I hope your fellow student is OK. And I hope you are holding up OK too.

That’s a very well-written letter from the Associate Dean. Not many people in that situation would be able to avoid the run-on sentence begging to happen in the first paragraph.

Don’t be foolish: the paramedics were screaming constantly.

Oh don’t worry about me. I turned my article in for review a couple of weeks ago, and my finals are nicely staggered. Thanks for your kind wishes.

Yeah, that’s law school all right. Poor guy.

I hate to say it, but that sounds like one of the (way too typical) tantrums one of my ex-bosses would throw. At least twice a week, he would have that same type of tantrum for no apparent reason (minus the shrieking, I suppose because we would all take the opportunity to go out for “liquid lunch” to let him cool off rather than trying to restrain him) – and yes, in his full-time job, he was a lawyer. The position in which I worked for him was with his side company he’d built from the ground up – medical waste collection, FYI – and most of the time, he was a great guy/great boss. Just sometimes he went off the deep end. Either law school attracts nutters or creates them?

Poor guy. I have my own mental health issues, so I can sympathize.

(I don’t think I’ve ever gone that crazy, although I’ve had my moments).

I went to law school at the University of Florida. It was the first public school I had attended since sixth grade. Of my two good law school buddies, one graduated undergrad from Georgia Tech and the other from Emory. I was fortunate enough to bump into the Tech grad about a shortly before our very first exam (Contracts), and asked him why he was carrying two blueblooks (not the Uniform System of Citation but the little booklets of lined paper).

“Uh, to put my answers in.”

Huh? Having gone to a very small private liberal arts college, it had never occurred to me that I might be expected to furnish my own exam materials - hell, I showed up to an undergrad exam once without a pen and had to bum one from the prof. - a nice ink-roller, too. With only minutes to spare, I hustled across the street to a convenience store that “conveniently” sold bluebooks (I remembered pens this time).

I get to the exam room, sit next to my Tech buddy and, minutes before the exam, our Emory friend races into the room. He sits down, leans over and asks me, “Where’d you get the exam booklets?”

“The convenience store.”

“You mean we have to buy them?”

“Yep, came as a surprise to me too.”

Right then and there he faints - no shit - faints, head hits his book which is sitting on the table in front of him. I thought he was either kidding or dead and wondered if it was the latter would we have to take the exam. Turns out he had pulled an all-nighter and was subsisting on coffee, Mellow Yellow and Winston lights. The shock upon realizing that he was unprepared sent him over the edge. Moments later, he roused to with a welt on his head and slugged through the exam. I think he got a C.

Gosh. I hope he’s ok. I work at a law school, and this time of year, you can just feel the tension building up. Not seen anyone totally freak out yet.

Good luck on your exams!

How weird.

During my finals for Property, about a half-hour into the exam, a guy stood up, walked up to the proctor, crumpled up his test, threw it at him, and screamed, “Fuck this whoremaster shit.” And he walked out, and so far as I knew, no one ever saw him again.

In true compassionate fashion, “Fuck this whoremaster shit,” became a little bit of a catchphrase the following semester.

Perhaps he was just practising his moot delivery.