It taught me don’t cross the streams. Which is an Important Safety Tip ™.
I’m sure we can find some use for an exotic gas mixture and a breathing control device. I’ll get the 32% Nitrox tank, and you stick the regulator second stage into the mouth of… whatever we summon. Or maybe the lead summoner.
I can also bring my bo stave. It’s a six foot pole for bashing things that, well, I wouldn’t want to touch with a ten foot pole.
I was just thinking back to perhaps the best summoning ever.
They did not follow any acceptable rules and it worked out very well.
Oh! Right! I’ve got the bras. Everyone, put them on your heads. It’s traditional.
What do you need all that stuff for?
When I summon, I just need two party members and a soul shard.
…What? 
Cheers,
G
(Gleena is on Greymane, if you need her to summon.)
if we need a live goat, isn’t there one in the “newbie welcome” wing? we used to keep him close to the giant squid.
anybody know why my shift key is acting up?
Ooh! Jelly Bellies? Don’t mind if i take…a…few…okay…all of them…
mmm…tasty…
Um…you guys need more Jelly Bellies.
I kinda…ate your ritual.
Oh cripes. No Jellie Bellies??? Do you think it still might work if we throw Least Original User Name Ever in the circle and dance around him? Let’s give it a shot. What’s the worst that could happen? (“Ray… What’d you think of Ray?”)
Hey Nava, do you have access to the newbie wing? Sure could use that goat.
I know where the spare keys are, I welcome enough Newbs. I never did figure out where the Goat lived though, I stay out of the hallway to the Squid and the Goat. This is your summoning, LOUNE would probably work, do we know if he is still a virgin? That opens up far more doors.
And for those of you with the bra idea: I personally tried to summon Kelly LeBrock 3 or 4 times a week through out the latter part of the 80’s. No luck. As a side-note though, my right arm looks GREAT! My left looks positively atrophied in comparison!
Hey, gonzomax! You got a line on this one?
Something about the fifth comes to mind…
ahem look elsewhere, dear Dopers…
Good jellybeans, though! Damn good! Why, when I was a lil’ sprout, we didn’t have jellybeans that good…no siree not when I was a yoot.
Um.
I’m hungry.
Here’s more jellybeans for you.
I’ve got the keys for the newbie wing, I’ll go get the squck… toddles off
Hey, is there anything else useful Kythereia could filtch* from the newbie wing? No squids though. They scare the bejezus out of me…
Let’s see: We’re also gonna need some duct tape to tie down Least Original User Name Ever. He doesn’t seem to want to go in the circle willingly. But hell, what’s a summoning without some whimpering and crying. He will whimper and cry won’t he?
And does any one on the Dope know how to play the theremin?
*and that’s filtch not feltch. What Kythereia does in her spare time is her business…
Will there be techno/country music? If that’s the case, everyone could cry. That’d make for a better summoning…
…that is…if you catch me!
Oh great a LOUNE on the loose. Hope everyone’s been innoculated. I don’t buy this “virgin” story. Kythereia has been gone a while. You don’t think the squid…?
distant scream
We should organize a rescue party. **LOUNE ** you lead it. We all be right behind you. 
http://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/2005/10/15-million-candlepower.php
I got the flashlight.
Um. Maybe the squid…went…out for a beer.
Yeah, the squid’s long gone.
Definitely gone. Yup, don’t hafta go check, that’s for sure.
Alas, beautiful Kytheria…we hardly knew ye.
