TEN YEARS OLD??:eek: :eek: !!:eek: :eek:
Isn’t that a little precocious, even for Down Under?
Black-eyed peas, mashed potatos, and Boiled Bishop.
You want Protestant or Catholic?
The inevitable Stephen Sondheim hijack
Mmm, heavenly. Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps, but then not as bland as curate, either.
Mrs. Lovett: And good for business–always leaves you wanting more. Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays.
Mrs Lovett: (continues) Lawyer’s rather nice.
Sweeney: If it’s for a price.
Mrs Lovett: Order something else though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice.
Sweeney: Have you any dean?
Mrs Lovett: No but if you’re British and loyal you might enjoy Royal Marine.
Anyway it’s clean.
Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it’s been.
Try the Friar,
Fried, it’s drier
Sweeney: No the clergy is really
too coarse and too mealy.
I’ll come again when you
have judge on the menu
*
Thus endth the inevitable Sondheim hijack
Fenris Todd, the Demon Poster of SDMB.
- Yes, I know the lyrics are out of order, but I could only get so much in under “fair use” rules.
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor wrote:
Black-eyed peas, mashed potatos, and Boiled Bishop.
You want Protestant or Catholic?**
There’s a difference? They taste all the same to me. Last one I had was lean and stringy, not much meat on him! sigh Need to fatten 'em up for the next sacrifice!
[HIJACK]
FENRIS! MY LOVE![sub]If you weren’t going to chat about three months ago, you’ll have NO idea what this means.[/sub] MY PUMPKIN SEED! MY ENGLISH MUFFIN! MY TORTOISE SHELL!
5000 POSTS!
[/bye, thread]
Well I’m glad you acknowledged the fact that you butchered the lyrics.
“Try actor, that’s compactor.”
“Yes - and always arrives overdone!”
Esprix
Bye!!
Remember don’t come back-- you promised!
:rolleyes:
It was said about Ira Glass, now I’ll borrow it for Fenris.
He’s Gay. He’s just not homosexual.
HAWHAWHAW!
Funniest thing I’ve seen!
He who laughs last…
… doesn’t get the joke.
But he will get a nice , steaming, tasty plateful of stewed pony!
Thread from the dead!
Still, it was nice to read it again…until I saw that seethruart’s webpage is gone! Just the other day I was thinking about how much fun it was to watch people “debate” and berate him. Now I’m going to go back and read his threads, but it just won’t be as much fun without the visual aids. 
Naw, this pony has been beaten too severely post mortem to be tasty.
Oh god
Fenris do you want me to die young?I don’t think I can survive another round of laugther like that.
Naaaaaw! Everybody knows Fenris is feckless. 
No kidding, Fenris, that was hilarious! Encore! Encore!
What’s a feck?
Is it like a fack?
a fick?
a fock?
a fuck?
A-hem. :dubious:
I knew there was a reason I’m hopelessly in love with her.
:dubious: