A talking fish?

Okay we’ve all seen the fish that sings when you go near it.
Now I just saw a toilet(!) that does the same and says some rude things too.
If you were an inventor, what would You use, besides a fish or toilet, if you thought people would buy it?
What would you have it say or sing?

I would have a fish in a toilet, that didn’t speak until someone sat down.

      • The fish around these parts only sing when you press the button on them, praise God almighty.
  • You have my sympathies. - MC

I’d make a mirror that compliments you every time you look in it:

“Hey, are you losing weight? Have a sandwich!”
“Wow, that shade of lipstick is gorgeous”
“That color is really you”

Stuff like that. What do you think?

I’ll take a dozen, Zette!

how about a mirror that can warn me when I’m about to cut myself shaving?

A refrigerator (sp?) door that commented on your wieght as you opened the door…

CandyMan

They had something similar, it was a pig that oinked when you opened the door.

How about a television that said You don’t really want to watch this crap, do ya?

How about a computer that says, “Call Tech. Services, they love to hear from idiots like you.”