“That’s life in the big city!”
“10-4”
“Wow, that’s pretty damn scooby!”
“It’s my own business”
“Oh, well…”
“Have you been listening to single word I’ve said?”
Oh my goodness…mine would have such assorted fun Bucky phrases such as:
“That sucks like a cheap whore.”
“That makes the baby Jesus cry!”
"The test is when? Tomorrow?! "
“Bitchnugget.”
“Another beer, please!”
“I’m going to take a nap.”
Still gotta think of my doll quotes, but, dude… These are priceless. Think I’m gonna send 'em to my mechanic. He’ll appreciate 'em.
“Thank you for calling, my name is [Roland], how can I help you tonight?”
“AAAGH! Oh, hi Greg.”
“Irrelevant. Just dump the whole system entirely; it’s stupid.”
“Ah, pragmatist horseshit!”
“…yyyeeaaah. But anyway…”
“Delenda est Cartago”
“What kind of a name is CK Dexter Haven?”
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.”
“Math class is hard.”
“Don’t drink and bake.”
“Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggarath!”
“I burning your dog.”
All our dolls should include
“All your base belong to us”
Ginger-peachy
Get outta this fucking lane!
According to the xyz code…
That wasn’t included
Sucks to be you
Snxxx, snxxx, snxxx (Cat calling sound)
oops - that’s
All your base ARE belong to us
Mine would say:
“Duuuuuuude!”
“I’m in my room, as usual.”
“You’re a good little cryoa, aren’t you? Yes, you are.”
“It’s hot in here.”
“Ahhh! Bug! Big bug!”
“Stupid house.”
The Sgt Schwartz doll!! Powered not by battery, not by wind up, but powered by beer* The Sgt Schwartz doll will lie silently on your couch until you pull his string.
Listen to what the doll says when you pull his string:
Hell, if I know
Y’know
oh you FUCKING WHORE!!!
Kick it down the drain
I’m gonna pull PMCS on myself
- Beer sold separatly. Failure to regularly provide beer will void warrenty
“What’s going on? I can’t move!”
“Oh God–whenever I speak, I feel like something’s being pulled out of my spine!”
“I don’t know what’s happened to me, but please, turn me back into a human!”
“I’m so scared.”
“The light–it’s fading…”
After going through the messages once, the doll would never work again.
Daniel
This is a fun thread. 
I think the Misnomer doll would mostly say:[ul][li]“Dude!”[/li][li]“Ok, I call.” (only comes up when another doll has tried to make the Misnomer doll fold by going all in)[/li][li]“Bite me!”[/li][li]“Yes, that is in the documentation.” (with free “read the fucking manual” subtext)[/li][li]“Iced tea, please.”[/ul][/li]Hmm, the Misnomer doll needs some better catchphrases…
Spit it out!
Where’s your mother!?!
Holy Fucking Shit!
You’'l be missed!
mmm…beer.