Paul Manafort’s lawyer has got himself a lawyer.
I’m starting to wonder if I need a lawyer at this point.
Depends. You married?
Well look under your seats! YOU get a lawyer, and YOU get a lawyer, and YOU get a lawyer…!
Ummm, no. But I am in a bit of a committed relationship at the moment.
Thanks for asking though. 
Huh. I wonder if I’ll just get a Common. If I get a Rare, I can probably get good money for him.
Everybody on the Dope probably needs a lawyer. Just to be safe.
“Lawyers and pardons for everyone!”
It’s lawyers all the way down. Again.
That’s weird. I posted the exact same (yes, lame) lawyer joke that Gyrate did, but earlier yesterday, in this very thread. I assumed he was just riffing off of me…
It ain’t here. ???
I remember seeing it (hence the “again”) but couldn’t find it either. Spooky.
Chico Marx in At the Circus: “You know what I say. Whenever you got business trouble the best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Then you got more trouble, but at least you got a lawyer.”
“You can’t fool me, there’s no Sanity Clause…!”
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(sorry for facebook link,but its not published outside of that yet)
As a gag, someone here with a little of bit of craftsmanship and artistic skill should go dedicate some time to making some sort of Matryoshka doll, with all of the Trump/Manafort/Cohen lawyers as the individual pieces. It just might be a hit on someone’s Etsy shop.
New charges filed against Manafort today and a co-conspirator, Konstantin Kilimnik.
Manafort’s life may have gotten a bit more difficult…
So, if Manafort is pardoned, will Trump also pardon his Russian co-defendent?
Ninja’d…
A federal judge has ruled that Mueller must turn over the names of all of the unnamed individuals in the latest Manafort indictment.
What does a superseding indictment mean, by the way?
It comes after, and replaces, the indictment or indictments filed earlier. (It’s been changed in some way–new charges and such.)
Note that the judge ruled that the names must be turned over to Manafort:
(your source)
Nice for Manafort.
That is kind of SOP, though. Manafort is entitled to defend himself, and his defense is entitled to see what he is being attacked with. Surprise witnesses and unexpected evidence exist in Hollywood and on TV, real courts not so much.