A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Had to read that real careful.

The interesting thing about the Ivanka story isn’t the details themselves - some bullshit artist tried to sell the hot rich blond access to Putin he likely didn’t have, bfd - but the hint that she is competing with Cohen to bring Russians to meet her father, and Cohens ability to block her. This sort of rivalry is quite fascinating to me for some reason.

This.

I’m clinging to the belief that Mueller is the last honest grown-up in this crappy mess. I want him to do his job thoroughly and impartially with no eye on the calendar WRT elections, rallies, impact on the administration or the beginning of hurricane season. So far, he seems to be doing that.

Every article citing something Mueller’s group does has some version of “Mueller declined to comment”. Mueller’s spokesperson has the cushiest job in the world.

“Giuliani says Mueller’s team is ‘trying very, very hard to frame’ Trump”

Can somebody just sit on this guy? Maybe we can find some ginormous, hulking football player why would be willing. Just for a few days. Okay, weeks.

Tonight on his show, Hannity told Mueller witnesses to destroy their phones and SIM cards.

No. Really? That sounds like he’s advising destroying evidence. And ONCE AGAIN why do you want to do that if you are innocent?

During any sort of socio-political conversation, I have started to ask people if they watch Fox News. If they say yes, I change the subject.

Is that legal? Can’t they have a Federal agent walk up behind him while he’s on the air, and cuff him?

No joke. Twice.

“Your Honor, I know the Mueller team fabricated the evidence against me because I destroyed the real evidence on the advice of a moron on TV.”

Oops.

No joke. Video at the 2nd link; scroll down.

:rolleyes:

The “hard drives” on your phones? What century is he living in?

Here’s the complete quote for those who don’t want to sit thru the video and hear it from his mouth:

ETA: Wait: isn’t he on the hook because he was using Cohen as his attorney? Did he just tell his co-conspirators to destroy evidence, using Fox News to reach them? What liability does Fox News have if he did?

Hmm, that’s odd. I thought that what Hillary Clinton did was bad.

“If”. Conditional trapdoor with bailout attachment. Weasel words, wriggle room, home free.

My takeaway from this story is that Trump’s family and associates were running crazy trying to suck up to Putin and Russian banks in order to get the deal done, and Mr Stable Genius Art of the Deal ruins it all with a 9 word tweet.

They only claim it was bad so as to have justification to do the same thing. Apparently, their moms never asked them the famous friends jumping off a cliff question.

Aye; this is their MO: anything they do that is bad is justified because someone on the other side did it OR WOULD DO IT IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE.

I called that bullshit out just yesterday in Elections.

Or more commonly “did something entirely different, but with just enough in common that we can ignore all the nuances and claim they did exactly the same thing.”

“…Sean Hannity really believes it. The others [at Fox] are smarter…”