Getting harder by the day to name members of the Trump cabinet that aren’t involved with Russians than to name members who are.
Trump and his administration deserve the same level of compassion and dignity that they gave the Clintons and Obamas.
Really? Can we go that low?
IIRC they tried to give Jr. a job in the White House and he was denied a security clearance.
Lawyer: Mr. Trump, I’m afraid you are the most corrupt president in United States history. Your administration has everything.
Mr. Trump: You mean I have money laundering?
Lawyer: Yes.
Mr. Trump: Sexual assault?
Lawyer: Yes.
Mr. Trump: Theft of a bulldozer from a federal construction site?
Lawyer: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several crimes that have just been discovered - in your cabinet.
Mr. Trump: I see. You sure you haven’t just made thousands of mistakes?
Lawyer: Uh, no, no, I’m afraid not.
Mr. Trump: This sounds like bad news.
Lawyer: Well, you’d think so, but all of your crimes are in perfect balance. If you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Trump: Well…[looks at his watch]
Lawyer: Here’s the door to your administration, see? [brings up cute little fuzz balls with funny faces from under his desk]
Lawyer: And these are oversized novelty crimes. This one’s destruction of evidence, that’s trespassing at a daycare center, and this cute little cuddle-bug is triple murder with a pitchfork! Here’s what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead!
Lawyer: We call it, “Three Stooges Syndrome”.
Mr. Trump: So what you’re saying is, I’m indestructible.
Lawyer: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could…
Mr. Trump: Indestructible!
Didn’t Ken Starr threaten to put Monica Lewinsky’s Mom in jail, or something like that?
That female Russian lawyer is publicly saying that DonJr asked for fort on Hillary and told her they’d be willing to reexamine the Magnitsky Act of they won.
Yes, the Tu Quoque Brigade will be happy to point to some obscure comments on a YouTube, or by a Democratic Chicago precinct captain, to prove that both sides have nuts …
But this guy was a White House Aide. His father isn’t just some Brooklyn pimp — he was the (Russia-blackmailable) National Security Adviser, for Heaven’s sake, :eek:
What’s the GOP’s and FoxNews’ take on this? Still think Mueller should be going after the Benghazi Tapes?
Naw, now it’s Hillary gave the Rooskis uranium!!! Lock her up!
Don’t forget Jared. Someone on the SDMB said earlier that he would have an easy time getting into prison - he’s a legacy!
He’s hardly a “kid” he’s 34.
The President is somewhat uncertain about this Donald Trump, Jr. fellow. He has an excellent, excellent memory, so we can be assured when he tell us he doesn’t remember this fellow. Maybe a coffee-felching volunteer, of no particular significance. Might have met him once or twice, not really sure…
“Coffee-fetching”. Sorry.
FBI Looking into Flynn’s efforts in getting a Turkish cleric handed over to Turkey. This of course had a pricetag in the millions. Gotta stock up on popcorn.
*covfefe
Speaking of kids who aren’t kids. There is quid and there is quo. The pro seems obvious, but is it provable:
“A Russian lawyer who met with President Donald Trump’s oldest son last year says he indicated that a law targeting Russia could be re-examined if his father won the election and asked her for written evidence that illegal proceeds went to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”
Rex Tillerson, Prime Minister of Exxon, worked in happy cooperation with Putin to make a multi-billion dollar deal for Russia’s Arctic oil reserves. He was lauded, medaled and praised for this. Then the sanctions came down, and the deal went poof!
Then, due Sexy Rexy’s vast experience in international diplomacy, he is selected as SecState. Right. Sure. Hugh Betcha.
If I were on a jury, sworn to the standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt, it would be different. I’m not. Guilty.
And the ExxonMobil board gave him a $27 million going-away present when he took the nomination, purely as a token of their thanks.
Holy cow. You can’t tell your scandals without a program.
I get that reference now! (I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up.) Nice to inject a bit of happiness in this horribleness.
Edit: video.
I see the strategy now. They are doing everything they can to make our heads hurt so long and hard that we will have to throw up our hands and say fuuuuck just to make the pain stop.