A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Lots of stuff due out today from Mueller’s office, and Trump has been on a full blown anti-Mueller Twitter tantrum the past 12 hours.

He’s feeling the noose tighten around his neck. I hope somebody’s hidden the football from him before he decides to go out in a blaze of glory.

Also, news out this morning that Kelly is resigning.

I’m kind of hoping today is the day thump’s head explodes. Except they would probably have one of the illegal immigrants he employs at his resorts clean up the mess.

The only thing people have to do in his administration is get an attorney, update their resumes and look for another job.

It’s his sort of dick move that he would try to upstage that other event that occurred on the day that will live in infamy.

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(https://twitter.com/BrianKarem/status/1071027041330442240) this morning provided to a White House reporter from an administration official:
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“How fearful are Administration officials of Mueller? “If the president had a dog the dog would lawyer up,” I was told.”*

If I were going to take a job in the Trump administration, I would stipulate in the contract that if I was going to be fired it would have to be by Trump himself.

Well,according to our new UN ambassador, D-Day is an example of the height of the good relationship between the US and Germany, so I’m sure Pearl Harbor was an example of Japan showing us how much they like us.

”Looks like now the yacht that I own is the biggest boat in the habor…”

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Appropriate

Oh, thank you for that! :smiley: Beautiful laugh out loud moment!

I think it’s pretty fair to chalk up that “anniversary of D-Day” remark as just a simple mistake. I mean, she clearly has no qualifications for the job of UN ambassador, but that slip-up doesn’t seem to be an actual opinion of hers, in contrast to John Bolton’s comment about blowing up 12 floors of the UN building or whatever.

That’s probably a step above Trump, who I can see thinking the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor:

[Alec Baldwin voice] I saw it in a funny movie once. It was about the wacky adventures of some rich white college boys. Based on some friends of mine, actually. I believe one of them became a Senator. He’s very dignified. [/Alec Baldwin voice]

Yeah, not fair.

One of the other criminals should have to clean up the orange mess. I vote Ivanka or Junior. Or Pence. Or any cabinet member. Or any Republican for that matter. All crooks.

Trump has reportedly wanted to prosecute the Clintons. Looks like he might have found his man.

If I where to take a job, Trump would get trolled. It would be easy as Campbells soup.

“Obama changed the alphabet. You didn’t know that?”

Would this be the uranium deal that has already been thoroughly investigated and completely debunked? :dubious:

Is he related to Bob Barr, the GA Senator who was anti-abortion and then urged his second wife to get one?

Like dropping a stick of dynamite into the outhouse hole. Might have to burn down the West Wing.

Kelly and Mueller sitting in a tree. T-A-L-K-I-N-G.