A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

On a related note, I’d just like to thank the Japanese government for its cooperation in allowing us to field-test two early nuclear weapons there a few years later.

No, not that I’ve been able to determine.

I hope Kelly burns Trump really, really badly. I hope Kelly has tapes and shares them with Mueller; tapes that fully, completely and without questions implicate Trump in obstruction.

It’s my only Christmas wish.

On that note, is there an app that can convert the keyboard on your cellphone to Dvorak?

Yes, depending on your phone.

Next question: is there an app that can trojan THAT app onto the America-hating Fuckstick’s cellphone when he retweets something?

Would it really make those tweets any more functionally incoherent than they already are?

Yeah, but if he got less coherent wouldn’t people start thinking he had a stroke or something?

Probably not, but if he had to hunt and peck, it might affect the number he could put out every day.

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Appropriate

I’ll just point out that a good dog wouldn’t need to get a lawyer.

A good dog would not allow itself to be owned by Trump.

The judge in the Maria Butina case has taken it upon himself to add a public defender to Butina’s legal team. I have seen speculation, but no proof, that the judge did so because he doesn’t think the lawyers already on the case are really looking out for Butina’s interests.

Sounds like a reasonable theory, but I’ll note that the judge’s name is “Tanya Chutkan” so I’m less convinced on your choice of pronoun.

I don’t judge. :slight_smile:

Heck, the judge might prefer that pronoun. It’s a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world - except for Lola.

You think he is doing any form of touch-typing? He stares at the phone "where’s ‘i’? Okay, there it is. Where is ‘space’? right, the big one on the bottom . . .

I imagine his tweets take minutes to type out.

Mueller and SDNY both released their Cohen memos. I’ve only seen snippets on Twitter so far. My initial reaction is, “God damn!” Mueller drops a few Russian collusion bombs, and SDNY joins in with campaign finance bombs.

And we’re still waiting for the Manafort filing.

Holy shit!!

All of Trump’s moves are dick moves.

As I read this, I couldn’t help but wonder…

…at whom in particular they might be aiming with these remarks!

It’s Mueller time. :slight_smile:

From Mueller’s filing in the Cohen case;
“Cohen provided the SCO with useful information concerning certain discrete Russia-related matters core to its investigation that he obtained by virtue of his regular contact with Company executives during them.”

Teaser!