A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Okay. I admit it. I’m in love with this man.

Robert Mueller is the most unknowableman in Washington
Some choice excerpts below. But if you can read the whole thing, it might restore your faith in humanity. My favorite parts are underlined.

Integrity. Principles. Self-control. Mutual loyalty with staff. <swoon> This is a Real Man. And he is in every way the Anti-Trump.

  • IOW, an authentic silver-spoon upbringing.

Matter, antimatter.
Trump, Mueller.
President, Special Counsel.
Defendant, prosecutor.
Felon, hero.

Interesting; this is exactly how G.H.W. Bush was recently eulogized. Maybe…just maybe…if we see enough examples of good behavior around us, it might start to catch on.

Trumps fat ass seems to be blocking the light.

All thousand points of it!

The article mentions that the job that Mueller considers the hardest in his life was as a Marine in Vietnam, so add:

Multiple draft dodger, decorated combat platoon leader

From the WTF? Dept., just because Bloomberg online is trying to be balanced by allowing dissenting oped pieces doesn’t mean they can print outright lunacy like this and expect to get away without a major ding to their credibility.
Seriously Bloomberg - a fucking apology to Flynn?
Wh’a?

Yesterday on MSNBC, Nicole Wallace offered Fox $500 if they would re-air the Pirro clip.

I’d match that contribution if they re-air it during Pirro’s show.

Not with the MAGA crowd. “Rich, East Coast elites think they’re better than us? Me and Cletus will show them!”

Remember when being elite, but not snobby about it, was a good thing?

Maybe if Mueller and thump could just shake hands, thump would disappear in a cloud of sweat, fat cells, and fake hair.

I’m sure Mueller saw some nasty stuff in 'Nam, but asking him to shake trumps hand goes beyond the call of duty.

You’re right, of course. But I would pay a lot to see thump try to “win” a handshake with Mueller and be brought to his knees in tears.

Not to mention that the annihilation tends to be mutual.

And then who would bring down Pence?

ETA:

Oh, that.

Okay, that would be fun to watch.

From The Washington Post:

According to prosecutors interviewed for the story, Mueller has had unofficial transcripts of Stone’s testimony before the Intel Committee for a while. But, if Mueller is planning to take a “lying to Congress” charge to a grand jury, he would need to present the certified copy of the testimony. I suppose there may be other reasons why Mueller is asking for the clean copy, but this one is the one I like best.

The Intel Committee is holding a meeting Thursday to decide whether or not to give Mueller the transcript. With Nunes on the way out and Schiff on the way in, even if they do refuse Mueller’s request this time, it would seem likely that Mueller would get the transcript after the first of the year.

On what grounds can the committee refuse to give Mueller the transcript? Is “we just don’t fucking feel like it” enough?

I believe in the past, Nunes has cited the “Neener neener! I’m the Chairman and you’re not!” rule.

On the same grounds that you or I could refuse to give Mueller evidence. 'We don’t want to" is sufficient justification.

Mueller could subpoena it if he wants it bad enough. Or just wait until the leadership changes in January.

We’re talking two weeks.

So that’s probably how it will go. Meanwhile, Nunes will get another “I obstructed justice” brownie point to add to his collection.

He’s gonna have to build an addition to his house.