A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

I checked through what all properties Trump owns, and I think we’ll know when he’s ready to make a run for it by when he makes a sudden announcement that he’s going to visit Erdogan.

If anyone sees any news articles along those lines, post it, and start writing your congressmen.

What 2018 looked like for the Mueller investigation:

Both, of course. Dragged out by the ear to the gallows.

It’s a palantir. They are communicating with Sauron.

Hell yeah.

Now here’s an interesting and mysterious tidbit: “New secret filing in case of former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen placed in NY federal court vault”

Right, so why would the federal prosecutors, if it was them, need to file away a sealed document with the Court? Cohen’s pled, he’s been sentenced. What reason could there be for this document being placed in a secure place, under seal, and in the custody of the court?

Just spitballin’ here, but it couldn’t possibly have something to do with the mysterious “Individual-1”, could it?

Like, you know, maybe with a notation on it saying that the document is to be brought out of the vault and given to a Federal judge, say, on the day after the mysterious “Individual-1” ceases to hold federal office?

It couldn’t be that, could it?

I’m having a sudden flash where Donny Two-scoops figures out he’s Individual-1, thinks, Naturally; I’m the most important person in the world, aren’t I? and gets himself one of those foam fingers for future photo-ops.

Has to be changed, doesn’t it? As it stands, it could be read “Individual minus one”. Gotta be “Individual + 1”.

I’m pretty sure Melania would do her best to get out of that invitation.

Pro-Tip: When criming, leave the cell phones at home!

Cell signal puts Cohen outside Prague around time of purported Russian meeting.

To be clear, the article places the phone near Prague, not Cohen himself.

It very well could be one of those times when an associate… even your wife… goes to another country and, after kissing them goodbye, watching as they are lining up at the TSA line, you toss your Samsung at them saying “Take my phone to Prague!”

Shit like that, telling people to take my phones to random cities I have repeatedly denied visiting, happens to me all the damned time.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally.

Hmmm…

Now we’re making Prague-ress.

I’m not angry. I’m just disappointed. I want you to think about what you’ve done.

Pleased to meet you, Just Disappointed! I’m Dad.

Very clever. :smiley: How long have you been waiting to use this one?

Hey, Czech that attitude.

Wait’ll you see the three-level pun he’s got saved up for “Sergey Kislyak in Mordovia”…

And yes there is something you can bring back for me
Bring my phone that you took there with you

Don’t these morons watch TV? Moments like the Prague trip scream that you should use a burner phone.

Idjit moron. :rolleyes:

^^This. Even I knew that Washington insiders need to carry burners. I learned that from House Of Cards.