Everything?
How long did the Ken Starr and Benghazi crap drag on???
Here’s The Onion on Mueller over the holidays: Exhausted Robert Mueller Turns Off Phone To Give Himself Breather From Russia Probe News Over Holiday Break
God, I love The Onion. Thanks for grabbing that and giving me a laugh, Elendil’s Heir. 
Fair enough–so long as you’re including ‘being compromised’ in the “bad management” basket, I’ll withdraw my earlier objection.
MUCH longer.
Bill Clinton investigations: at least eight years (1994 to 2002, with Ken Starr’s tenure being about four years in the middle of that).
Hillary (Benghazi) investigations: about two years (2014 to 2016), so far, anyway.
Some sources:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/benghazi-committee-special-counsel-robert-mueller/index.html
Okay, but we also need the Orb.
What about this one?
My favorite Onion headline was at the bottom of the page: “Depressed Mueller Wonders What It Is About Him That Makes Everyone Lie To Him”
Oh, God. If our current Trump is this bad, can you imagine what goatee-Trump would be like?
By the ear.
Dragged or hanged?
I’m thinking more this one, for staying in touch with his master Vladimir.
That’s so creepy. Should only bring it out on Halloween.
Considering how much time these clowns spend in court you would think they’d be better at it.
Fool of a Trump!
I imagine Trump would have two or three tufts of hair on his chin that he would grow long so he could comb them around his mouth into a vague semblance of a goatee. It would be held together with a half a can of Aquanet but it would still flap around when he got riled up speaking at a rally.
I’m sure he’d be wide open to differing points of view … wait, nevermind, i misread a letter there.
Hell, Goateed Evil Spock might be an improvement.
:eek:
Reported.
