A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Yeah, sad to say, such an amendment is necessary at this point.

Yes. He was always a liar and an attention whore - in addition to everything else.

You are being WAAAAAAAAYYYYY more generous than they deserve.

How could you believe me when I said I love you
When you know I’ve been a liar all my life
I’ve had that reputation since I was a youth
You must have been insane to think I’d tell you the truth

Emin Agalarov has canceled his upcoming North American concert tour out of fear of being held as a material witness in the Mueller probe.

Whoa!

If you want a witness who can sing like a canary…

Wait, who is he, and how is he connected to this whole mess?

Go to this link and click on the Agalarov Family link. It will remind you in sickening detail the roles both father and son have played in this whole mess far better than can be related briefly here. But in brief, Emin Agalarov and his daddy, Aras, are intimately entwined in the Trump Tower Moscow caper and go back with Trump to his Miss Universe days.

1.21.2019

RudyG finally went there:

" …even if he did do it, it wouldn’t be a crime".

I prefer “I have been through all the tapes, I have been through all the texts, I have been through all the e-mails” … “I shouldn’t have said tapes. They alleged there were texts and e-mails that corroborated that Cohen was saying the President told him to lie. There were no texts, there were no e-mails, and the President never told him to lie.”

Buzzfeed: “Did we say emails & texts? Silly us, we meant ‘tapes’!”

Next scene - Rapid dissolve into the OFFICE of REP. ADAM SCHIFF:

ADAM SCHIFF looks up from his iPad.

SCHIFF: Wait, tapes? … We have confirmation of the tapes?!?

<dramatic … pause!>

SCHIFF [to staff]: WE NEED TO SUBPOENA THE TAPES. NOW!

fin

Is Rudy secretly working for Mueller?

Or there’s this…

*“Did you talk to President Trump about that?”

“If I talked to President Trump about it, of course I can’t tell you. I’m his lawyer. I can’t tell you what I talked to my client about.”

“O.K., so how do you know this?”

“Well, you have to figure out how I know it. Right? I can’t tell you what I talked to my client about.”*
Right now I want to play poker with Giuliani because he must have tells like flashing neon signs.

Representative: I'm sorry. I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. 

[The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.] 

Representative: Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs resignedly] Oh, it's too hot today.

“If you have a 10, jack, queen, king, and ace of the same picture, is that good?”

“You got a straight flush, which is a very good hand. Except on Tuesday…”

“Dammit! Today isn’t just my day!”

“Fizzbin!”