A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

No, it’s more that he’s President already, so…

… so you wish he’d catch a bad cold, is that all?

I’m beginning to think that the Democratic strategy is not to try to remove Trump from office before 2020; that’s a fool’s errand without the GOP on board, and it would give the GOP something to rally around. So, between now and then, they are going to lay bare the rot at the core of the Republican party, and unless the GOP starts begging them to impeach, which is admittedly unlikely, they are going to make the case that the Republican party has morphed into a bunch of tax and spend racist lunatics centered around protecting a crime family.

And as more and more evidence comes out, they get to point to Republicans and say, “Sure, we think he shouldn’t be president for obvious reasons, but the Republican party is protecting him and unless we get them to see reality, there’s nothing that we can do alone. So, vote Democrat.”

It’s not ideal to have a psychopath as president for two years being the only downside to this plan…

Now if Trump’s intestines would just take a cue from Grunthos the Flatulent’s …

Maybe we do, and maybe we have also puzzled out what is meant by “Executive Time”.

My Gawd… Douglas Adams called it, forty years ago. Now, decades after his death, we see it…

Donald Trump is doing Vogon poetry. :eek:

Lord, he can’t go back there.

Hoosier Daddy!

Hey…I’m a Hoosier, born and raised! What I ever do to you guys?

Survive, hell, they lapped it up with a spoon and begged for more. As I’ve said before, Trump’s base has eroded as much as it is going to; Democrats in 2020 need to woo the indifferent, not try to win over the MAGAts. That way lies madness.

Good one!

Cohen sues Trump org for $1.9m, claims they stiffed him on legal expenses.

“I can’t believe they did to me that which they paid me millions to do to others!”, a sobbing Cohen cried out to a mob of reporters.

(Not really, but it could have happened, right? :wink: )

“I can’t believe the leopards ate my face!” Says man who used to be paid to dress up as a leopard and eat people’s faces.

Reminds me of one of my favorite commercials.

Update on Manafort’s sentencing: Nothing yet from the judge, but we do have this tidbit:

Manafort says he’s in great pain, and won’t somebody think of his family?

Also, he’s found Jesus.

I hope the judge throws his ass in prison for 10 -20. Plus, he is still due to be sentenced later by another court for other crimes.

I have no idea how reliable this publication (The Spectator) or writer/column/whatever (“Cockburn”) is, but…

Like I said, I don’t vouch for it. But wouldn’t it be cool?

ETA: Linky.

The Spectator has been around for 100+years. It’s pretty respected.

does little happy dance

47 fucking months?

I’m beyond appalled. Why bother with sentencing guidelines?