If it’s any comfort, I had one on the side of the shaft a few years back. Let’s just say it had been a busy summer, and I was worried it could be an STD, but everything checked out and I exploded it a few days later.
Well, one of my friends told me about something… god what were they called? You take them and you can get rid of the hair. Oh yeah. Razors. That’s what he called them. But I haven’t seen any in real life, so I dunno if they actually exist. And don’t tell anyone that you heard about them either. 
And, apparently, hard, mine are somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 of the way up… that boggles me that it grows unproportionally like that. Gonna make me self-conscious for the rest of my life.
**Eleusis:**Well, if it was cancer (at 17), and you can just pop it all over your bathroom like that, then I’m a genius scientist who wins the nobel prize this year. Automatically. Seriously, it’s almost all faded away… (unless that’s it metastasizing.
Hmm I’ve got hairs about 3/4 or 2/3 of the way up when full sized although I’m a pretty hairy guy in general.