I thought that butt cheek pimples were the worst until this morning I discovered one on the inside of my labia majora. I first noticed it this morning in the shower when I was scrubbing down under. It’s so big I can roll it between my fingers and I feel it when I walk or wipe. I had been planning on masturbating tonight but I might have to abort the procedure if it aggravates it.
Well, I can’t top that, but I did once get one on the very tip of my nose. I looked like Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer for a while.
Underside of the penis, right at the base. Holy ow!
Also, inside the ear. Not inside the ear canal, but just above it. Hurt like hades! Ditto for the ones right at the entrance to the nostrils. Very painful. High concentration of nerve endings.
Inside the nose.
Had one way up my butt crack, close to my exhaust. I wanted to check it out in the mirror, but couldn’t find a small one, so I clambered up onto the bathroom counter. There was a big mirror behind the sink. I somehow positioned myself so I got a glimpse of a big whitish object in the twilight. Hoping to get a better look, I spread my cheeks and hoisted my leg and must have stretched the skin just right, because to my amazement, a huge mass of pus and blood flung itself onto the mirror. Thanks for letting me share that 
OP gets points for WAY TMI. But I can do better.
Once got a real monster just inside my ear canal. Touched it, thought what the HELL, popped it on the next poke and it sounded like a half-full balloon popping. Every poke thereafter made a bubbly sound and required a full finger wash-off.
Happy climaxes to ya.
Plains, Texas.
Damn it.
I’ve had that happen twice, probably a decade apart. Like the size of a large pea, and hurt. I didn’t mess around with either of them, lanced them with results like blood blisters, cleaned well in the shower and pretty much totally gone in a few hours after that. I can’t imagine what they would have been like if I let them run their course. Ick.
Junior year in high school, third period math class. I was drudging through my classwork and scratching an itch on the back of my neck when I discovered a pimple there. What the hell, I thought, I squeezed it.
I probably shouldn’t have done that.
I got at least six pimples’ worth of gunk on my fingers for the trouble - to say nothing of the stuff that somehow shot out of the back of my neck at high pressure and hit the guy sitting behind me right in the forehead.
To this day, fourteen years later, I still have a pea-sized lump of scar tissue under my skin on the back of my neck where that pimple was.
OK…here goes. A few years ago I got a zit on my labia, too. I lanced it, thinking that was the smart thing to do. A few days later, it hurt very badly, to the point that I went to urgent care. They looked at it and sent me to ER. It had gotten infected and was now necrotic, not good. I ended up having to have emergency surgery where they removed most of that side of my labia. It took about 6 months to heal. Worst zit ever.
I had one of those a few years ago too. I realized that a hair was growing out of it, so I yanked it, which hurt like an SOB but a lot of pus came out, including a core about the size of a BB, and then it just healed right up in what seemed like a couple of hours.
I also had a boil right next to my ear canal, and I could tell when it broke open because all of a sudden, the pressure was gone and the ear got really itchy. I was at work, so I wiped it out with a Kleenex and there was a lot of gunk in there.
Just curious: was there any smell? I’ve heard about peri-rectal abscesses smelling really, really bad, in part because they can become enormous before they have any symptoms. We’re talking a pint of pus in the wound, that kind of thing, and the surgeon and team brace themselves when those are opened. :eek: They’re much, much more common in men, especially if they are obese and smoke.
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After finding out what a vulvectomy really entails, it gave me some insight as to why men don’t like having their penises cut off.
I’ve got nothing.
I’ve had one inside my nostril, on my ear, and on the edge of my eyelid. Popping all of them was a real challenge (the one inside my nose hurt the most).
I don’t remember any smell. I’d say the thing was the size of a grape. What I found amazing in retrospect was that the wound healed right up with no problems. I would have thought the germy, humid environment would have been perfect for an infected sore.
Also for me, not the strangest location but the strangest way I got rid of it. I had a zit on my chin that “healed” into a scab that wouldn’t go away, and one day, it got really itchy and flaky, so I peeled it off which left a small raw patch that bled in little pinpoints. In the middle of this was a tiny crater, and attached to the scab was a little bit of pus. Again, this healed very rapidly once the infection was removed.
On the underside of my penis, a little to the right, about 1/2" from the glans. My partner discovered it with his tongue, before it was big enough to hurt.
I could have written this exactly word by word.