Achin' for the bacon - the bacon flavored condom has arrived!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My mind awash in allegory, metaphor and double entendre, I’ll just cut to the chase.

More at sausage link.

2

Just Say No to condoms that encourage the use of teeth.

3

Makes more sense to me than the supposedly real bacon Scope. :confused:

4

One immediately recalls the pork sword.

5

Thus prompting a moral crisis for straight men: “I’ve never sucked a dick before but, damn, I really love the taste of bacon.”

6

You could just eat the condoms straight out of the package.

Srsly, I fear this product just encourages users to use them in some way other than the usual.

7

Hmm, this gum has a terrible texture but it sure tastes good!

8

So squeal like a pig has come full circle.
“Is that a used condom?”
“Sir, we prefer the term Honey Baked.”

9

Just a thought. Ladies I cannot imagine you would want your “lady bits” to be bacon flavored, post coitus. Right? IME I have never wanted a flavor other than “natural”, but I am a guy, hence I know nothing.

Capt

10

I think sausage wrapped in bacon is a bit overkill.

11

I don’t care what the flavor of a condom is. They don’t belong in the mouth and thus touching your tongue to taste them.

12

But is it Kosher?

13

Only if it uses artificial flavourings.

I think.