Today I saw a (unintentionally) funny ad on the side of a bus. They were trying to sell something called ENT Allergy.
I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who are allergic to talking trees, right? Not to mention Orc dander. That stuff’s nasty.
ETA: I accidentally hit Enter and posted the thread before I finished typing out the title. Could the mods change it to something that makes more sense?
Happy to change it, but I’m not sure what you had in mind.
I think I was going for “Achoo- it’s Ent season”.
Er, now back to your regularly scheduled Tolkein lulz.
Done them. I was thinking of “Achoom-HOM!”
Somehow, this sounds like a missing bit from Bored of the Rings. “Suddenly, Frito was reminded just how allergic he was to cutesy folklore. Instinctively, he reached into his pocket for his supply of under-the-counter drugs, and pulled out some of the magic candy they had scored from Tim Benzedrine. What the hell, thought Frito, it’s not like the plot needs my help now - or ever - so Frito used his little helpers to make it through one more afternoon.”
When he awakened, Frito was lying in a boat in the Brandywine River.
The sky was an unusual color, and he noticed a grove of citrus trees he had never seen before.
“Frito! Frito!” called a lascivious elf maiden, and he screamed when he saw her twisty, twirling eyes.