At least we’ve stopped joking about rape!
(It’s actually a five of diamonds, but I crossed out the “5” and wrote “RACIST” instead.)
Can somebody stop by **Giraffe’**s house, kinda check on him?
Why’d you have to cross out the diamonds? Why couldn’t you have crossed out something else?
DIAMONDIST!!!
I wondered how that card trick worked.
It’s easier if you just write around the 5 to play the raci5t card, if you don’t mind looking like a late 90s script kiddie.
No.
See, you’re trolling because you know that all of the above aren’t true, because we’ve talked about it.
For instance, you’re trolling because rather than caring about whether or not the accusations I’ve made are true (they are), you’ve just flipping out and trying to pick a fight simply because I made them. “I don’t know the facts, but I’d like to start a fight over them.” is pretty much textbook trolling.
You’re trolling because you know full well that the accusations of racism and/or bigotry I’ve leveled are based on things people have actually said, like Red accusing everybody in the US government whose names ‘sounded Jewish’ to him, of being traitors to the nation. You’re also trolling because you know that I’ve never said that someone simply disagreeing with me was “racism”. Again, you just don’t like me correctly pointing out if someone is a racist, and you’ve decided to pick a fight over it. Textbook trolling.
Lucy claimed that something was “venom over veracity”. The reason he did that is because he’s an intellectual prostitute with a grudge against me because he’s an idiot and a clown, and yep, someone who’s said that it’s perfectly reasonable to look at Jews as potential traitors the way we did at International Communists during the Cold War while concern trolling about how much he cares about Israel or the Jews, or whomever (feel free to troll that point too, Giraffe). He’s defending Red, or rather angrily nibbling on my ankles, not because I’m wrong or he even thinks I’m wrong, but because he’ll come to the defense of pretty much anybody I disagree with. Again “I know that I’m wrong on the facts, but I’d like to start a fight over them.” is pretty much textbook trolling.
And Lucy diverting the topic to ‘grammar’ was because he’s lied and claimed that my statements lacked veracity. When challenged to show how they were in the least bit false, he responded by changing the subject with a throwaway insult.
“I know I was lying in order to insult you, but rather than admit that I’d like to insult you about something else to try to pick a fight on that topic.” is, again, pretty much textbook trolling.
But you knew all that, which is why you posted your quoted schtick, which you know to be false. You’re as much of a troll as a crazy person who flips out at a cat convention due to the use of the word “cat”, and when people try to point out to you that there are a lot of cats around, you just spit and flail your arms and keep screaming about how they use the word “cat” so much.
Yep, posting things you know to be false in order to pick a fight is, you guessed it, textbook trolling. The difference, as pointed out, is that if you treated cat conventions the way you treat this shit, you’d most likely be arrested. So you troll here, especially since you’ve got a receptive audience of the usual suspects. Such is life.
No u.
No, please, do go on.
You have too much time on your hands. Or some really weird functions in your word processing software.
I dont know many people who whenever I log in, whatever the time, are already logged in. Some people need a life.
Persoannly, I rarely close my SDMB tab. I may not be looking at it, but I’m technically always logged on, even when I’m asleep.
I understand that (though the Green Police will have to be notified). But I dont see you reacting the instant there’s a new post in a thread you’ve been camping on, whatever the time. Debating is always good, but getting some fresh air every other week is nice as well.
Its fifteen below here. Fresh air is lethal.
I’ve quoted my three favorite statements out of your post, because they are perfect examples of the bizarro filter through which you perceive reality, i.e. the only reason anyone would make fun of you is because they are desperate liars trying to prevent the world from seeing The Truth that you broadcast.
We have in fact talked about this, and unfortunately you seem constitutionally incapable of grasping this point, but I’ll repeat anyway for funsies: I am making fun of you because, right or wrong, you are comically terrible at making a persuasive point on this message board, at least when the topic is in any way related to Israel. This is in large part to your extreme overuse of labels like liar and troll, which you use incorrectly so often that one has to assume you don’t actually know what the words mean.
Analogy time: every morning in Starbucks while you’re waiting in line for your coffee, a crazy man runs in wearing a sandwich board that says “Starbucks = Fascists” and takes a large, smelly dump on the floor. When you try to explain to him that this is not an effective means of protest, he asks how you can disagree with Starbucks unfair trading policies with Guatemala and calls you a fascist for trying to silence him. Guess which person you are in this analogy?
No, it really only takes a few seconds.
This is what I do at work when I’ve got free time. You’ll almost never see me post outside of about 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. If you can find a way for me to do something more fun without getting fired, I’d like to hear it.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh! He’s the guy jacking off in the bathroom.
Lol, I wasnt talking about you. Though, rereading my post, I understand the confusion.
Sounds to me like you already have the answer.
If you get paid for the time you spend jerking off, then its work. I hate work.
So wrong. Being on the clock doesn’t mean you’re actually working, or America would be about 40% more productive. I enjoy doing it at work precisely because I’m being paid for it. Beats dealing with co-workers, that’s for sure.